Doom Metal Alchemist

But Kawarou or whatever his name is doesn't even have a pussy.

I don't understand you guys that are saying 1 million. You honestly think in this day and age 1 million dollars is enough to live the rest of your life without a job?

I can quite honestly say I have never noticed that, and I can also say I don't believe you.

I don't know man... I like cleavage and all, but completely bare nip-less boobs just don't do it for me.

What exactly is more fun about having less candy? S:

This is the only Gogo I'm familiar with: But yours is much better looking. :fap:

That you never leave the basement.

What's that gonna do? He's already a shut-in.

His thread "I recorded an album" is floated in this folder.

My eyes are beautiful but their vision is shit.

Kinda similar, at the time Arnold Schwarzenegger ran for governor of California, a pornstar named Mary Carey ran too. Obviously, she didn't win though.

Don't you mean "HEY! Listen!"?

I'm the kind of guy who orders a rum and cola, hold the rum.

Get that abomination off of my computer screen.

I would actually count myself lucky if I were to go to hell and the worst I'd have to endure is being laughed at for being a virgin for eternity.

Good luck to you.

Just because I desperately need to shave my ass, doesn't mean that I actually do it.

Well I'm definitely a perennial virgin. Does that count?

Yup.

I don't follow the Astros, but I admire Jose Altuve. Highly excelling at MLB at 5'6" is awesome as fuck, I'm that height too. > Also fuck the Yankees.

I should probably take your word for it. My memory does seem to play tricks on me, like oftentimes I'll have a memory and not even know if it actually happened. -_'

That's why it feels like you were there though, because when I remember you posting there, it was the first time in a long time. But when you registered here at UEMB it didn't seem like fucking 5+ or whatever years since I've seen you post as a regular, it seemed more like 1 year.

You don't remember the reddit style board, with the upvote/downvote drama?

There is no silent ragequit. Having silent rage is pretty much just a part of life. Ragequitting is making a scene when you quit.

She's a hipster! ::spin::