Doom Metal Alchemist

Fuck, I came in here to say exactly that, and you took my answer! I don't know if your character ever says anything else, but I'm pretty sure Crono in the original Chrono Trigger game says literally absolutely nothing besides "...".

Well, I'm a 4everalone virgin, so by default my worst sexual experience was masturbation. For the first time ever (and last) I was fapping standing up in the shower. Partway through I felt a huge pain in the back of my head. It didn't feel at all like a headache. I was worried I was having an aneurysm or something. Dying with my dick in my hand in the shower in my parents' home is not the way I wanted to go out. Anyway, the pain in my head wasn't going away, so I gave up and got out of the shower. The next night, I went for a fap (laying down on the bed this time, per my usual) but when I started, the pain in my head came back. I stopped, the pain stopped. I started again, the pain started again. So I had to go a while without fapping. Eventually this stupid fapping pain went away completely. But yeah, I guess I almost got a brain aneurysm masturbating. (in reality I have no fucking idea what the pain meant or was from, I just think of it as an almost aneurysm because I have no other answer).

IB is dead. Long live IB.

Nuh-uh, you're a "rolled taco", so sayeth Taco Bell.

I am dreading the Feats of Strength.

Oh yeah? Well the JERKSTORE called... They're all outta YOU!

Big balls are nothing to brag about.

Action Discussion was a VERY popular folder, until the powers that be made separate folders for every show AS ever aired, and that killed it (same with Comedy Discussion). Then of course the creation of the Toonami folder further killed the Action Discussion folder.

Action Discussion.

The reason Olive Garden is trashed a lot is they promote themselves as authentic Italian cuisine that even people actually from Italy love, but in reality, they are far form authentic.

Wendy's is my favorite food food place right now. Love the 4 for 4. But there are none near our house.

I'm sure there are a lot of IBers who wouldn't have an issue with that.

Is she farting?

El-oh-el. Well we called you guys Pod6ers, because you were (are) jerks.

When was this? I used to post in Babbling, Rants, CD, and AD and I never saw that.

"IB people"? We were called IBers!

Hm, what was your sn?

Taquitos and coffee.

Ooh, I loved the Garfield Christmas special as a kid.

OMG Are you the guy who had the Tim and eric clown as an avatar a zillion years ago???

I just blame how tasty pizza is. But I guess the turtles' love for pizza could have seeped into my subconscious too.

Absolutely.

My sleep schedule in my early days of college was shit, but at least it was consistent. I usually had class at 1:00 PM, and I'd get up just in time to make it, then go to bed around 3:00 - 5:00 AM. On days I didn't have school, I'd usually get up around 3:00 - 5:00 PM and go to bed around 5:00 AM. Awful, but consistent. My sleep schedule now is very unpredictable and all over the place.

Dang man, hope all goes well with you. As for music, I'm attempting that now. Check out the "Listen to our shit" link in my sig if you want to check out my band. We're basically Doom metal/heavy metal/stoner metal/hard rock depending on the song.

Yeah, I'm unemployed right now too. I interviewed with a pool service company a couple weeks ago, I hope I get that job. I enquired on Monday and they said they hadn't made a decision yet. I may call again tomorrow to see what's up. And yeah, that's about how bad my sleeping is right now, lol. Aspiring comedian, that's cool. I used to think it would be neat to be a comedian, as I used to like watching a lot of stand-up on Comedy Central (basically before I discovered AS, lol). I'm definitely not funny enough to be a comedian though. Good luck with that venture!