Doom Metal Alchemist

Fry is older, but the professor has aged more.

It looks like a toilet rollercoaster.

Perfect! Thanks @Stonergoth187!

NOT OF TACO BELL, GODDAMIT. OF YOUR TOILET WITH ARMRESTS AND HANDLEBARS.

Pics.

I stand corrected.

Good movie, but it's probably only been made on VHS.

I have no sense of time on the boards that far back.

.......... YOU WERE HUBBB, WEREN'T YOU?!

Sorry if most of these are too long.

Welcome back, Zero!

"Haha, you can't arrest me for hitting you with a pillow!" "Wanna bet?"

Eventually, when our generation is old, there will be phones similar to current iPhones and Androids called The Dougie marketed to us while the young'uns will have technology we can't even fathom.

That's really good!

You realize in a Spanish accent Manuel is pronounced "mahn-well", right?

Yeah really. OP described the earthquake drill. Or alternatively, the nuclear blast drill.

Reminds me of a combination of Laura and Julie the bartender from Dr. Katz.

Screw sunblock, if you're that worried about getting burned, get yourself a suit of Darth Vader armor.

You can't tell the difference between lights on a car in the road and lights on a house or a yard?

I hope you weren't so drunk you chewed on that sock you keep by the bed.

Yeah but I don't get a meal if it's a large sandwich like the Rodeo King. The whopper is both smaller and cheaper, so I get the meal for that.

Whoppers are one of my fav fast food burgers. I used to get that with fries and a drink every time I go to Burger King. Recently sometimes I want to just drank a caffeine free soda that I have at home, so instead of ordering a meal, I'll just order a sandwich. But a whopper is too small a sandwich for me without the fries. So I tried the Rodeo King, which I like, and that fills me up. The last time I had BK I tried the Farmhouse King, but I couldn't even taste the egg.

Yeah I had the NES at preschool age too. That's probably why it took me so long to beat any games on it.