Doom Metal Alchemist

Watch the movie Black Sheep with Chris Farley and David Spade for bat removal tips.

If by udders you mean fingers, yes I do.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

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Now you're talking my language, that's a great song.

lol I like Led Zep, but I feel this song is really overrated. The song just drags.

Damn dude, Pink Floyd have MUCH better songs than that one, including like all of their other popular ones.

I like those songs, but those are the only ones I've heard by them.

Not my style. Are You Gonna Go My Way (the song) is COMPLETELY my style, though.

I used to like Sprite, but they changed their formula to something worse. I haven't had 7 Up in forever, because it's generally Sprite that's served in restaurants/vending machines instead.

Nah man. Conservatives are fed up with the troops-hating blacks kneeling for the national anthem. I'll bet the hook to this is that Vince isn't gonna tolerate that shit, and market that.

"as McMahon and Co. are also seeking the rights to "URFL," per Rovell." Uniform Resource FUCKING Locator.

Some of these are guilty pleasures, others I'm not afraid to admit I like them. And some Linkin Park song I never remember the name of. Yeah, I'm not a fan of Rush. I don't understand it either.

Spike.

Waffle Wednesday.

I don't think I've heard that before. But my brother turns yawns into what I like to call "moose calls" and those are very annoying.

Exactly.

I think he was talking about "lit af"

Extra relevant because he has a child named Washcloth.

Has anybody?

More often than not, when someone stifles a sneeze, it sounds more like a fart than a sneeze. Why turn something non-embarrassing into something embarrassing? Just sneeze a sneeze.

I thought waifu was your jackoff rag.

Makes you wonder if the whole concept of posting "A/S/L?" was created by pedophiles.

Moral of the story: Always carry a travel washcloth. Just in case!

Well to be fair, at the end of the episode Radical Edward, Faye exclaims, "YOU'RE A GIRL????" Or is what you're saying is that trap = m2f and not f2m?