I remember Pheels with the Gene Starwind icon.
I don't recall him ever having a Milo icon, but ShowItTaMe had milo icons for YEARS. Maybe that's who you're thinking of, @Poof.
I once bought a Reese's Pumpkin and refrigerated it because I was saving it for another day and I didn't want it to melt. It was good, but I couldn't help but think I would've liked it better at room temperature.
A new car with built-in GPS and a stereo system I can play music from my phone through.
A mint condition pre-2000s Gibson Les Paul.
A paid-off house with a recording studio.
A girlfriend.
A Crate amp cabinet more powerful than my current Marshall one.
Mint-condition CDs of Night Sun's Mournin' and Sheavy's Blue Sky Mind.
A Roland GR-55 Guitar Synthesizer.
A good paying job that affords me the time for band activities.
An iPhone X. If I'm not paying for it, why not?
I don't know man, goth girls tend to be pretty fat in my experience. Stonergoth187 being a marvelous exception of course.
On an unrelated note, I think the girl in your sig is pretty cute.
I don't know if this applies to this particular person, but some people don't believe in birth control for religious reasons. So if a couple want to keep having sex, there's a good chance they'll keep having kids.