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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Jesus Christ sponges, I can't tell if a glitch caused an unintended triple post or if you really are that desperate.
  2. What about working in porn behind the scenes?
  3. It depends on the song, but as a catch all I like to say Doom/Heavy/Stoner metal/Hard rock.
  4. I'll bet Comedy Central will finally air Dumb and Dumber To around 2030 and I'll finally see it for the first time.
  5. I thought you were going to say "two ramen noodles."
  6. I can't believe I forgot that one.
  7. I'll give you a link then! Hear our songs on Indie on the Move: https://www.indieonthemove.com/user/onegregory Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BadCannon/
  8. I'm very, very bored. Remember how people would do this on the internet with bands they hated? I remember Stinkin Park, Limp Dick, N*Flames, Blowpeth, Dummy Burger...
  9. Yeah, that was pretty good. Have you listened to the songs in my sig?
  10. Sowboy Bebop Dullmetal Alchemist Ghost in the Shit Defective Conan Gays Dandy Code Gay Ass Sucky Star Inuyawnsha Gundumb etc Pee On Gen-pisses Evangayleon
  11. You ever hear of a two-way digestive system? We have a one way digestive system... Some organisms, such as some (or all?) nematodes have two-way digestive systems. A balloon is such an object that has a two way digestive system. Its lip IS its ass! This is proven by the noise that comes out when you deflate a blown up but non-tied balloon.
  12. Oh, also @mthor for her sig.
  13. Some of them are. >_>
  14. Balloons inherently have TPS. Here is an example of TPS in humans: Even though this affliction is rare in humans, it is most common in balloons.
  15. Trigun's into the BBWs. ....uh, BB...Bs?
  16. Yes they do. They have "balloon knots."
  17. He's shaped more like a banana than a minion.
  18. Are there boob balloons you do like?
  19. I'm not really interested in the autotune one, but the original clip is one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Thank you for that.
  20. Don't make him get diabetes, that'll just make him more depressed.
  21. Is it because snorting it irritates your sinuses? Try smoking crack instead.
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