Doom Metal Alchemist

Madison Bumgarner's back in top form. Due to an injury, he had virtually no spring training, and only had his fourth start tonight. His first three starts were all pretty mediocre. Tonight he went 8 shutout innings, and the Giants beat the Padres 3 - 0. He struck out 8, walked 2, and gave up 3 hits.

Gotta admit, I thought this thread was going to be about me. >_> Anyway, lol at the phrase "Big Dryer Sheets."

Zeni's greatest hobby (if not his only hobby) is getting shit on on the Internet. It's amusing how few people here have figured that out.

That's actually one of the better hits of 80s hair metal.

Once when I was a kid, I "won" the 18th hole at mini golf. You know, the one where you "blindly" putt the ball into a hole in a huge wall and hope for the best.

I don't know about that shirt, if I didn't know better I would think it said, "Save a deer, hunt a hob".

lol

Only if this place shuts down.

Different jobs and different companies have different dress codes. I don't know what Sawdy is doing now, but in his previous job, I'm pretty sure he had to be in a suit and tie at all times.

Was that picture taken on casual Friday, or is a Hawaiian shirt always acceptable?

I'm not the biggest AIC fan around but Layne Staley was indeed very talented.

I disagree. Ronnie James Dio followed very closely by Eric Adams.

This is an interesting song that got mega popular, as the vocals and the guitar solo are great, but the guitar riffing is HORRIBLE.

The touchpad on my MacBook has been acting really fucking wonky lately. I was planning on taking it to the Apple store, late today it started acting far more normal... I'm sure it'll start acting up again. But I'm worried I'll be without my laptop for a while while it's being repaired. How long did the initial repair on your phone take?

Are you excited for this movie?

@pail don't forget the girls.

I think the only impressions of I've been able to come even remotely close to pulling off are Beavis and Butthead.

In my case, this may be true. In my case, this is absolutely laughable. Wednesday through Saturday are all going to be over 100 degrees here.

@SwimModSponges how come I haven't seen you posting about this lately?

I like not having to take a jacket when I go out, regardless of what time it is.

I've known of three people with the name Aubrey (Aubrey Plaza, Aubrey Huff, and a girl I went to high school with). Audrey Hepburn is the only real person I've known of named Audrey (and then there is the fictional character Audrey Griswold).

She's got a bangin' bod for sure, but she only has slightly more hair than a cancer patient.

When you're in a dark theater, the glow of your phone's screen is a distraction to those around you. I kinda hate when I keep getting texts every few seconds. Like I get a text, look at it, put my phone away... A few seconds go by, another text, look at it, put my phone away... A few seconds go by, another text, you get the idea.

You ever watching a movie in the theater, and you're like, "God, I want to check my phone so bad, but I don't want to be rude"?

It's been so long since I've seen that movie, I was at that stage of childhood where my parents would put on a movie and I'd be barely paying attention on and off until it was over. I mean, now I guess that's normal with smartphones and computers in every room of the house, but back then, that was a distinctively childlike characteristic.