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UnevenEdge

Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. This. This ain't the ASMB. Different rules here.
  2. Fuck you, Chicago!
  3. There you have it folks, nasal congestion makes you stupid.
  4. I really don't understand this insult. Like what the fuck is it supposed to mean? I become a mouth breather when I have a cold.
  5. Speaking of the Chili Peppers...
  6. Congrats, provided you pass the drug test.
  7. @1pooh4u I'm not at all a fan of Disturbed, but that is a really good cover.
  8. That actually wasn't half bad.
  9. I don't think I was truly immature until I was an adult.
  10. I believe you mean "The Coon."
  11. That's literally impossible. The act of taking a shit forces one to fart. If she hasn't taken a shit in over 8 months, she'd be long dead by now.
  12. So does that mean she's half-way like you?
  13. Well if that's your attitude, why did you wait 8+ months to do it in front of him?
  14. The first Black Sabbath album was released Friday February 13, 1970. That sounds like pretty damn good luck to me.
  15. Some day they'll announce a new scientific study finds that breathing oxygen causes cancer.
  16. Sausage, egg, and biscuit from Jack in the Box.
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