Doom Metal Alchemist

I only learned in recent years pit bulls are sweeties. I was lied to my whole life.

There's still the characteristic lack of any punctuation, though.

Ok, that clears things up. I know for a fact that if I bring this up to my parents, they'll demand I prove this to them, and they're not going to take your word for it, so do you have a good link that describes this?

I prefer dogs to lick my hand rather than my face, lol.

So only plastic with those arrow symbols are recyclable? My dad once told me that they don't put those on all recyclable plastic anymore, but I was always skeptical of that.

IT'S LARGE WHITE, CAN'T YOU READ?

Adorable. For any future pics you may post, can you upload them to imgur or something? I don't like having to download the pdf just to look at it.

I think Packard spelled it rainbo because this is how he knows of the word:

So Naraku, are you just going to string her along, or break up with her? Because it's obvious she wants to make it work, and it's also obvious you are not willing to take any steps to make it work.

Yeah, it's usually ultra conservatives that have problems with Californians.

Are you ultra conservative? Otherwise I don't know why you'd have such a problem with California. Are you afraid of earthquakes? Droughts? High living expenses? Like Ginguy pointed out, since you're in IT, there should be plenty of jobs for you here, at least in the bay area.

It's ok, you're not the first one to dispel the negative stereotype of neckbeards. I don't know how much of a sports fan you are, but anyone who knows anything about baseball knows Buster Posey ain't no loser.

When did you get him?

That counts, as Clinton Dix is already a tragic name even without the Ha-Ha.

Did you just call yourself a confirmed idiot?

I think I have heard of him (or another ball player with the same last name), but the Spanish pronunciation of "oh-DOOR" didn't make me realize the spelling. There's also a MLB player named Antonio Bastardo. Another unfortunate one is Kiké Hernandez (pronounced KEE-kay). Another weird one is Angel Pagan (pronounced puh-GAHN). I wonder what his religion is. It would be ironic for a Christian to be named Pagan, you know?

Since I don't drink, sometimes I act as designated driver for my friend driving to and from local concerts at bars, so he can drink. He reciprocates by buying my tickets and all the sodas I want.

ITT: Musket disproves the neckbeard stereotype.

That smiley makes me very curious...

At least he doesn't look 12, amirite?

Um.... I prefer soda....?

I ain't touching that one. (that has two meanings)

*reads synopsis on Rotten Tomatoes* Does Ryan Reynolds' character take pills to make him unable to hear his pets' voices?

God, if only that were true.... Yay grilling tons of red meat with charcoal, and microwaving tons of frozen foods loaded with preservatives!

Well what if the person proposing doesn't have a monster cock?