Doom Metal Alchemist

Eat lunch, then get back to work...? Anyway, I've never been to a strip club.

Yo mama so fat astronomers have classified her ass as a supermassive blackhole.

When her community college professor told the class to read about Sisyphus, she cried out, "I DON'T NEED TO READ ABOUT NO DAMN STD'S, BITCH I'M CLEAN!"

No chicken? Surely they served something with grilled chicken.

The title alone screams "Wonder Twin powers, activate!"

I've broken exactly one pair of glasses in my life (out of 25 years of wearing them every waking moment of my life), and that was in a fit of rage.

Happy birthday!

I'm pretty sure what mini_ghost meant by "normal" was stuff that's perfectly legal. He used coffee as an example.

Does he have to fucking full on climb on to his desk to sit at his chair?

That's going straight into my last will and testament.

I think I went to bed like a half hour after I posted that.

Why would anyone want to restrict their "normal" merchandise to the deep web, where far less people are going to see it?

I can actually see teens getting on board with this one... Unlike the "All butts are better than cigarette butts" one (wouldn't cigarette butts be included in 'all butts'? Basically 'cigarette butts are better than cigarette butts.' )

Happy birthday, Merle Haggard!

What was really funny about that thread of RPM's is that in midnight's thread in question, the thread had already died and poof was already banned by the time he came into it telling people to calm down.

Where I am it's 5:00 AM.

But I hate awkward silences.

No, but I can spell 'amut.'

-inium.

I didn't even know he had an account here. Happy birthday!

Probably motorcycle accident.

How come that's not indecent exposure (or whatever)?

I don't know... Bernie Kosar? NOTE: I desperately wanted to post the video clip of Drew Carey doing stand-up, and he announces, "here's my impression of Bernie Kosar:" and then he knocks over the microphone stand, but it seems to have been WIPED FROM THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING INTERNET.

Dude, there should be beds in every bar... that would cut down so much on car accidents and DUIs.

Happy birthday!