Doom Metal Alchemist

I think my last real celebrity crush was Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Happy birthday!

I'd say I changed dramatically while on the AS boards. From 2004 to around 2008, I was generally very argumentative, insulting, etc. Around 2008 I just lost the urge to be like that and mellowed out considerably. I would say I still have a relatively similar posting style to the one I developed starting in 2008. Although in recent years I have slipped a liiiiiiittle bit back into arguing, but not at all like I used to.

Don't be so fast; For example, I hate beef jerky. That stuff is way too rough on my jaws.

If you isolate the head, it's a very regal / noble looking portrait. But then there's everything else.

How's it even possible to hate chicken?

It's cool losing weight, except then I have like 10 pairs of pants and 10 pairs of shorts that no longer fit me. Like I can wear them with a belt, but when I unbuckle to take a whiz I got to hold on to my pants while I whiz so they don't immediately fall to my ankles.

Don't you step on my black suede shoes.

I like how the order is 1 2 3 4 5 6 9 0 7 8

Goddamn, Lewis Black looks like Larry King now.

Did you pop the balloon while you were eating?

I chose the pics based on the thumbnails. Beyond that I like to pick pics that aren't either too small (can barely see them) or too big (need to scroll to see the whole thing). As long as the size fits those criteria, the size of the image isn't really what is important. Although I did notice after I posted, scoob's cake has a name and age dedicated on it, I usually try to eliminate cake pics with those, because what are the chances it's Scoob's 3rd birthday and his name is Dominic? Oh well.

THIS is the rule 34 meme that ruined your childhood?

I actually don't like The Deftones, I just know they are (or at least were) one of stoner's favorite bands.

When I saw the first panel, I was like, "Is the bouncer Johnny Bravo?" Then in the third panel, I was like, "Now he looks even MORE like Johnny Bravo!" Like, the bouncer looks like he was drawn by two completely different artists, with the second one being the head animator for Johnny Bravo.

I love mondays. That's when my "weekend" starts.

Just use anything with a flat surface. Kitchen and coffee tables, mantle and fireplace, kitchen and bathroom counters, on top of the washing machine and dryer if they're not top loaders (or maybe even if they are! ), on top of the toilet tank... Too bad they don't make those old giant CRT TVs anymore because you could use that if you have any... Do you have an old NES around (not a Classic, not a top loader), because that could work... Depending on whether or not you still have cable TV (which a lot of people in our generation don't because they rely on streaming services, but w/e) maybe your cable box has a flat surface you could display gundam models on... Depending on what type of computer you have you could display them on the tower/whatever you would call it...

And roll under the couch.

Happy birthday, Scoob! Happy birthday, stoner!

I didn't play NES Metroid until after I played Super Metroid and I hated it, for the same reason. Super Metroid is phenomenal though. Even Metroid II on Game Boy was good. EDIT: that was one of the main reasons I hated the first Metroid, the other reason is because the gun you start out with has fucking 0 range making it hard to kill even the most basic of enemies.

Nintendo broke my heart by never releasing a Metroid game on N64.

What the fuck is his scrote doing at his chin? shouldn't it be at his knees?

I just figured that's where the fake tan ended.

Why is his mouth yellow?

Also, so long to Hunter Pence, who is leaving the Giants. Even though his numbers were quite poor this season, pretty much every other season he's played with the Giants since the trade in 2012 he's been good to great. Apparently he doesn't plan on retiring yet, he wants to make a comeback.