Doom Metal Alchemist

Most policies will have a two year suicide clause that states if the owner of the policy commits suicide within two years of the start of the policy, the policy will not pay out. And I'm pretty sure if someone has records of multiple suicide attempts prior to trying to buy life insurance, those suicide attempts will probably make the insurance companies to go, "sorry, we ain't gonna cover ya," when the person applies. Although, like kimopo pointed out, this could all depend on the state.

I mean, he MUST be planning on crawling out the window, look at his face, he's definitely got something evil in mind.... probably gonna eat some people's faces.

NES: Ninja Gaiden SNES: So many possibilities... what ever it is, it was made by Squaresoft. N64: F-Zero X Game Boy: Ninja Gaiden Shadow Game Gear: Uh, I don't know?

Who is that? Does he plan on crawling out the window now that he has broken all the bars?

I thought you didn't like using helium.

But what about:

I don't know, I may have a long time ago.

You're at risk of being called a hipster.

Happy birthday, have a slice of cake!

Preeeeeeeeeetty sure it's your past suicide attempts, not your bipolar diagnosis.

Not your worst one. EDIT: Maybe I would've liked it more if I had actually played D&D.

Oh dear lord how did you manage that?

Horn-sure?

Why do you post stuff like this? Do you enjoy it when users like buddy, stilgar, and midnight tell you how horrible you are?

I don't remember a Savage Garden song called Santa Monica, but I remember an Everclear song called Santa Monica. I hate it, always have, the guitar playing is garbage. And it somehow found it's way back onto the radio in recent years.

Well good on ya for numbers 2 and 3, but sounds like you fucked over number 1 with horrible advice.

Phillies would never care about fixing his sleep cycle.

I still drink Mountain Dew all the time. I drink one with "lunch" at work every night.

Do I even want to know what that "Go-Go juice" is that Honey Boo-Boo is drinking?

What about a plastic cup? Those don't break so easily.

They say the antichrist will appear as a very attractive man...

What about twins, triplets, quadruplets, etc.

At the KKK meetings: "What do we hate?" "BLACKS!" "What else do we hate?" "JEWS!" "What else do we hate?" "WORKING THE NIGHT SHIFT!"

lol. I've waited this long, I can wait a little longer. Now, I'm not intentionally waiting until I get some groupies, but I guess optimism for the future is overriding any desperation I may have in the present. I don't want to get into specifics, but my mom is very fragile emotionally.

I know you all must be thinking, "Man, 35 year old virgin, he must be so desperate to lose his v-card." But I'm really not. Of course, I would like to lose my virginity. But it's not at all a high priority. I'm not really interested in having sex with someone I don't find attractive just to say I did it. In a certain respect, my thinking is similar to how Buddy's was. I'm in a band, once we start gigging, hopefully it'll happen organically, despite my best efforts to self-sabotage.