Doom Metal Alchemist

My first job was as a newspaper carrier (aka paper boy) in 2006 - 2007. I always liked that job and wanted to do it again. Did it again last year. The job sucks ass now. Pretty much thanks to print newspaper being a dying medium.

Maybe the one where J.M. Matthews described his whole saga with Brian.

I realized after I posted that I've lived my whole life in a state where what we consider cold, people who live in Kudasai's state would laugh their asses off at. So even he DOESN'T work in a freezer, I still retract my statement.

I don't think I've ever seen anyone wear a hat like that paired with such a dressy shirt (coat?). At least the colors match, I guess.

Who are you, Nabraniel? Oh wait, of course not. Nabs doesn't want one.

When I was a little child I got nosebleeds fucking constantly because I was relentless with the picking. I haven't gotten a nosebleed in god knows how long. My nose just decides to drip snot instead.

We're giants to wasps too, that doesn't stop them from being assholes to us.

Dude, I used to go to college with a f2m transgendered classmate. He was always very candid about being trans and his experiences and journey. However, one thing he never did bring up, at least in my presence, and that I never heard any of my other classmates discuss, is did he get a penis. I was always so curious, and especially wanted to know because he was otherwise so candid about him being trans, but I just didn't want to cross that line so I never asked him about it. And then he eventually got married to a biological woman, and now I'm REALLY wondering if he has a penis. But yeah, I figure if he's not going to bring it up himself, he probably wouldn't like me asking.

I usually only look at people's profiles when they post a "someone's looking at my profile" or "Look at the weird shit in my profile" thread. Occasionally I'll click on a profile because the search sucks and I want to find a post by them, and on the ASMB looking at their tracker was the best way to do that... but then I click and I realize I only get to see like their last ten or so posts.

Is that the Trigun cat?

Wow... that actually sounds better than what I had in mind... I was thinking pretty much what I said with bouvre, but replace writing with music.... but if I BUY a majjor label.... I could release whatever the fuck I want on it! And I don't have to compromise any integrity, or sign any horrible contracts! But I still get all the benefits of being on a major label without any of the negatives! It's fucking genius!

Amass a spider army so vast it allows you to take over the world and rule it with an iron fist.

Flies would prefer to land on your arm, or your leg, or your drink cup, or your food. Butterflies would rather fly IN YOUR FUCKING FACE. That hella freaks me out.

That's pretty close to how I am, but ants and flies don't terrify me. Most other bugs do, though.

Oh god, I thought I was the only one on Earth afraid of butterflies. Seems weird to me though that the guy who loves to keep deadly spiders as pets is afraid of butterflies.

Who is that?

It's not the deadspace, it's the bug not allowing you to draw Andy French's legs.

Do you think an 8 year old got it from occult teachings or from Pokemon?

I realize that's a whale (duh) but that reminds of of Mario 64 where Mario rides the Lochness Monster.

If I want to disappoint my mother, I'll do it with something real about me.

But the person you want to tell it to will in no fucking way ever get it because they are as far away from a weeb as possible? The other day my 70 year old dad shared a post on facebook about a woman with green hair caught on camera stealing a package from someone's front porch. I wanted to reply with "Screw the rules, I have green hair!" Wasted opportunity...

I know. I saw it some on TV program, on the Discovery Channel or the History Channel or something. I think the show was called Taboo.

@TrigunBebop open up a balloon factory.

Quit your day job and pursue your dream of being a full-time writer, and not giving a shit if your writing caters enough to sell to mainstream tastes.

I fucking HATE it when people think aliens built or helped build ancient monuments because Ancient cultures just couldn't possibly do it without computers. That is such an insult to overall human ingenuity. Computers literally cannot do anything a human can't do. They just do it faster and more consistently.