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  1. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Was it on a Friday night (why would you be there at night?)?
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    I don't know why he doesn't just use soy milk, almond milk, coconut milk, etc.
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    Pancakes are just as much "breakfast only" as cereal.
  4. Doom Metal Alchemist
    On the topic of Ryu from Street Fighter... back in the day, did you say Ryu's name incorrectly (such as "rye-you")? If so, do you still say it incorrectly out of habit, or do you say it correctly now?
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    The hidden pictures section was the shit.
  6. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Even if he made all those field goals, they still would've been down a point.
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    Sorry, you're already a libtard despite being from Texas.
  8. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Since my dad is from Lanikai, can I claim I'm partially from Hawaii?
  9. Doom Metal Alchemist
    "ONE OF THEM WAS SUCKING ON HER TITS TOO!" Well he should take solace in that that person (most likely) sucked on the otaku's cum.
  10. Doom Metal Alchemist
    I was sick last month.
  11. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Or those weird neck pillows. Or especially nooses.
  12. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Yeah, fuck all those ingrate mental patients for having crises, right?
  13. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That and One Punch Man were incredibly overhyped.
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    I've never had home-made waffles, so pancakes are the clear winner as far as home-made go. As far as restaurants, waffles.
  15. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That happened to me the last time I made a "there are too many floated threads" thread here.
  16. Doom Metal Alchemist
    On mobile that would probably be quite useful, but 99.99% of the time I'm here I'm on a computer.
  17. Doom Metal Alchemist
    THIS is the way to handle online haters. You should make these kind of unexpected replies to haters on your blog regularly.
  18. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Bluetooth life alert? What?
  19. Doom Metal Alchemist
    Titan Maximum You may have already seen this.
  20. Doom Metal Alchemist
    That is exactly how long he said he would watch it for.
  21. Doom Metal Alchemist
    *cue cheesy informercial cliches THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY
  22. Doom Metal Alchemist
    He didn't say he was your twin.
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    Uncle Grandpa.
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    No.
  25. Doom Metal Alchemist
    It could've been worse, he could've let you sit on his nut blanket.
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