Doom Metal Alchemist

I already hated NY'ers food habits with your folding pizza slices like fucking tacos and your anti-ketchup hot dog elitism, but those are small potatoes compared to putting fucking cheese on sweets.

The Internet. You know she's probably already looking at porn on that iphone you bought her, right?

Nah, all you gotta do is take her to the nearest ComicCon / ComicCon-like gathering every year.

Goddamn. I must have a drink with every meal, and even snack. I need something to wash down my food, and often.

I don't know if I would call someone with a beard a "trap." You pretty much know what you're getting.

You don't say.

That sounds more like an anti-weed campaign you're describing. In my lifetime parents have never had any trouble telling their kids why they shouldn't smoke cigarettes.

Oh when I was a kid I was right with the anti smoking ads. Especially the one with the old woman with the hole in her throat that had that scraggly voice. "I had my first cigarette when I was 13..." If there is only one reason why I have never smoked in my life, that ad is probably it.

I used to be VERY anti-smoking (I've since softened my stance since I started hanging around people who smoke. I'll still never smoke myself, though), but even at my most 'GODDAMNIT THERE'LL BE NO MORE SMOKING" point in my life, "truth" commercials just always pissed me off. I don't know, maybe it's because we're adults. I'm sure most of their ads are targeted to kids, maybe kids respond to them better than adults do.

It's kinda tricky, because one way marketers use to market to kids is to use older teens and young adults in their ads, because that's who kids want to copy. They use puppets in this ad and it is not clear (to me at least) if they are teenager puppets or young adult puppets. And the stat they throw out that I quoted in the thread title makes no mention of any demographic information whatsoever.

Did..... did you invent vaping over a decade ago and keep it to yourself for a while?

The PSA is probably aimed to a younger crowd, lol.

We get it, you suck dicks.

Does that stat include people who started vaping to replace the cigarettes they were ALREADY smoking?

Why'd you drag Kudasai into this?

I... thought you were a chef.

Ok, so rogue (not gonna tag), the video is That_One_Guy (behind the camera) coaxing his friend to talk shit about zeni because zeni's a pedophile (TOG's friend has no idea what TOG is talking about, but he complies).

I don't know about Krillin, but saying DBZ isn't mochi's style is like saying Black Sabbath isn't Doom_Metal_Alchemist's style. On-topic: I voted Death Note.

I hear it's snowing in SoCal AT SEA LEVEL! The end times are coming!

Survey SAYS: .... I didn't want to make another parody thread.

Dude, so did a bunch of our founding fathers. I think Washington was famous for saying something to the effect of "political parties are evil, but inevitable." I also think most of America feels the same way.

Who is that? That looks like Sesshomaru, but as a woman.

OH YEAH we used to get packs of mini-Chips Ahoy, and I'd empty a pack into a glass of milk and eat them out of the glass with a spoon. It was my version of Cookie Crisp.

When I was a kid, my dad taught me tuna fish sandwiches with Ruffles.

Well I mean, wank and wang are closely related terms anyway...