Doom Metal Alchemist

Did a porno movie in college, under the pseudonym Slappy White. It was a foot fetish video, and he indeed, did go and tell Dudeco about it.

Knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.... because he's the one that buried Jimmy Hoffa.

Is a very successful Wall Street broker, but moonlights as a children's party clown on the weekends as that's his "real passion."

Was the Huckleberry Hound at the Huckleberry Hound Club.

I wonder who was the first guy that went, "Eating this cocaine isn't getting me high enough. I wonder what'll happen if I snort it up my nose?"

Happy birthday!

Likes to do the truffle shuffle in public for random audiences.

That title makes me think of the title Bungle in the Jungle.

As a kid, due to watching Seinfeld, he thought sex only occurs upstairs.

Hey Trump, remember when you said COVID-19 was a hoax by the democrats, thereby encouraging all your followers to ignore all social distancing and masking protocols?

I always thought I hated gothic rock. I just watched a youtube video claiming that the first band ever to be labeled "gothic rock" was The Doors. I listen to mostly metal music. But The Doors are by far and away my favorite non metal band, and they have been since around 1999. So I love the granddaddy of granddaddy's of gothic rock, but I hate the rest of it? Gothic metal is another matter, I dig some gothic metal but gothic rock and gothic metal aren't related that much.

The fixation youtubers have on the new Snow White movie is kind of astonishing. The many angry frothing at the mouth reviews on youtube are the only reason I know this movie exists.

Did Beavis and Butthead get canceled?

I like how to him "You eat McDonald's" was like the ultimate insult.

Can tune a piano AND can tuna fish.

What you're actually seeing is a saline solution being pumped in through one nostril and pumped out the other. It's not just a fountain of snot pouring out.

Is the proud owner of the one and only Foreigner belt, as seen on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He uses its powers constantly.

Rigged his heater to play "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner every time he turns it on.

Thanks to Kudasai in the mythbusters thread:

Is the owner of one of the venues that booked a Seight nude ventriloquist show.

I'm not dead.

Is mistaken about what I say to the mirror. I's actually, "Mirror mirror on the wall, magic demon eye, a realm of madness awakened by the call."

Biden's a democrat so obviously he pushed as much legislation as humanly possible to have guns banned. Or maybe it's the "religious liberty" to discriminate against LGBT, women, and Muslims.

Faked his death and changed his legal name to Chuck E. Cheese, got a job at Chuck E. Cheese as Chuck E. Cheese, and lives inside the restaurant and only ever takes the costume off temporarily to eat or use the restroom. And only after hours, of course. He is so dedicated to the new identity, he has literally tricked himself into thinking Chuck E. Cheese has the best pizza in the world, and it is all he eats.

Then what's the difference between Sandstone and Nabs?