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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. You'd think the fail would be the board breaking, or else the wheel barrow veering off the side of the plank, but no, he just slipped.
  2. I honestly don't know if I'm gonna get a small ban for my response. I wanted to say a lot more but had to hold some restraint. Usually his stupidity is at worst a little annoying, but jesus fucking christ.
  3. The name of the band is "Like Butter" (pronounced buttuh)
  4. Fucking piece of trash, people speculating who's on the list VS being handed hard proof who is on the list is not learning "virtually nothing." This guy's probably on the list.
  5. You fucking moronic retard, no one on the god damned face of the Earth could say the girl in those pics is at least 18 with a straight face. Use your fucking eyes and your fucking moronic tiny broken brain. Congratulations, this has got to be not only the stupidest argument you've ever presented this community, but probably also the stupidest argument ANYONE has ever presented this community.
  6. Plays bass in a ska punk band named Spaceballs the Breakfast Cereal. He came up with the name.
  7. Was the cover girl for Jethro Tull's A Passion Play album. Yes, you read that right.
  8. Thought "Smokie" in "Smokie the Bear" meant something else.
  9. Convinced Tolstoy to change his book's name to "War and Peace" from "War, What Is It Good For?"
  10. Don't worry, Terri Hatcher is still great.
  11. E.T. for the Atari 2600 has the reputation as the worst video game of all time.... But can there really be a worse video game than Action 52 existing?
  12. Has successfully caught the tooth fairy and constantly taunts disco with this fact.
  13. Moonlights as an amateur stand-up comedian. His biggest influence is Kenny Bania from Seinfeld. His big show stopper is a 13 and a half minute bit about Hungry Man TV dinners.
  14. Why does the name Lloyd need two L's? Why can't it just be Loyd?
  15. My Top 5 anime (animes? @Insipid what's the plural of anime?) 1. Trigun 2. Fullmetal Alchemist 2003 3. Wolf's Rain 4. Cowboy Bebop 5. Neon Genesis Evangelion
  16. Wasn't the point of that "$3k lasts 6 months" claiming to be relevant to TODAY, not some 40 odd years ago?
  17. Tries to eat spinach through a tobacco pipe like Popeye.
  18. Is it my imagination or did Trump suddenly go pro-undocumented immigrants?
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