Doom Metal Alchemist

Ordered a clown for his nephew's birthday party.

Has the entire Jem and the Holograms discography on vinyl.

Tried to start a band called Megadeath but got a cease and desist letter from the attorney of Dave Mustaine, so he called his new band Megabirth instead.

Belle Dephine has entered the chat.

Created an online petition to get Judas Priest to change their name to Judas Chair.

Happy birthday!

It's making me think of Alfred Hitchcock's famous silhouette.

I was watching a youtube video about 3 of the largest informercial scammers ever, and the second one mentioned was the direct inspiration for the one-off King of the Hill character Dr. Money, named Tom Vu. I had no idea this specific person was real. And I cannot believe the fact that for his informercial he also filmed himself on a boat with a bunch of bikini girls was also real. Time stamped to Tom Vu:

M. Bovis? I only care about M. Bison.

Happy birthday!

Is dedicated to the idea of naming his first born daughter Mulva.

I don't want to give personal details just for the sake of anonymity, but at work everything's coming up Milhouse lately.

Happy birthday!

And Mindy.

That's not transphobic, that's weeb-phobic. Which is fine.

TIL John O'Hurley (J. Peterman from Seinfeld) is in fact American and not British.

Happy belated!

Sleeps in Bobby's World.

Every day dresses up as a different Batman villain. Except on Halloween. On Halloween he wears his "just a normal dude" costume.

Makes me randy, baby.

Is the Sam in "Son of Sam."

"No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic."

I've done it too, but usually not in the winter. I just don't want to risk driving those distances at night coupled with fog and/or rain. This occurred to me as I was driving home from work in the fog at like 4:30 AM last week.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.