Doom Metal Alchemist

Started a breadstick sword fight with a server at the local Olive Garden.

Wrote a tell-all exposé on David Schwimmer.

Writes Mega Man fanfics.

Oh I thought you were saying I was trolling, my bad.

@Swim_DrewId

Not trolling, but I will concede that bacon makes good toppings on pizza and burgers. But bacon strips for breakfast as a side with like eggs and sausage or something, bacon like that sucks. Also people only hate pineapple on pizza so much because they're told to. Literally any single other pizza topping under the goddamn sun someone doesn't like, it's like "Eh, I don't like mushrooms/olives/green peppers/whatever." But with pineapple everyone fucking frothes at the mouth 'PINEAPPLE DOESN'T BELONG ON PIZZA YOU HEATHENS."

Bacon sucks and pineapple is one of the best pizza toppings, so come fight me, Internet.

Any chance of getting Sawdy back here? I thought nabs was the reason he left.

Is the reason why the only Rainbow song that ever gets played on classic rock stations to this day is Since You've Been Gone instead of something far better, far more fondly remembered, and 100000000000000000% more a fan favorite such as Man on the Silver Mountain or Stargazer.

The only thing that makes this make any sense at all is if Elon's primary goal is to completely dismantle the United States. He can't possibly be stupid enough to think he's doing anything to help the country even a little bit. I'm also going to have to assume Trump is completely checked out at this point being little more than a vegetable... and viable means for Elon to destroy the whole country.

It's the opposite over here. I went out in shorts and a t-shirt and I was still hot. Had the car's A/C on blast.

Like pretty much everyone else has already mentioned, shaving.

What the fuck does this even mean, a new CB season available only in a video game?

Despite his avatar he absolutely reviles the Calgary Flames.

I actually wish Packard was still here.... just for the sole reason of me being able to ask him how those gas prices are going.

Fuck you in your fucking ass, DMV.

Was a 5th string NFL QB for 15 years, got into exactly 1 play. Considers it his life's highest achievement.

Honored veteran of the Console Wars

@Raptorpat I've said it before and I'll say it again: We need a barf react.

Seeing as how I'm a card carrying member of The Van Buren Boys, I would have to say Martin Van Buren.

Rain, rain, fuck the fuck off go away, come again some other day actually just fuck off.

Saw Jerry Seinfeld sitting alone in an independent coffee shop. He walked up to Seinfeld, and asked him, "Mr. Seinfeld, can I ask you a question?" Seinfeld replied "Sure." And then Seight exclaimed, "WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE PEANUTS???"