Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't know how you were on autopilot when you STARTED driving. For me autopilot only comes when I'm comfortable doing something, usually from having done it a ton of times. I have not done this a ton of times. I haven't asked out women in general a ton of times. I've intentionally befriended women even fewer times. This is probably the very first time I've ever intentionally befriended a woman with the end-goal being to be romantic with her. Like every time I ask out a woman either I've just come right out with it without getting to know her first (took me a long time to realize that's not how this works), or she or someone else initiated the icebreaker.

I don't think I've ever had a money dream. I know I've never had a cocaine dream, but that's not in the least bit surprising.

Yeah but here in the Pacific we get fucked every time Sports are played (because the fuckery happens when the game starts). I can't tell you how many times as a kid I tried to tune in to Simpsons re-runs weekdays at 5:00 PM only to see baseball. And unfortunately for me, I didn't care about baseball in those days.

Pacific.

Fucking sweet, dude! Congrats.

It warms my heart that three of the four you named are the ones I very fondly remember from my childhood. I don't know first hand if they are the best (because I haven't played anything newer than 6 except for like 10 minutes of 7 at a friend's house), but I do definitely know first hand that they are masterpieces.

I'm the type of boob that's synonymous with 'idiot'.

Well he said the car he wanted. Maybe he wanted a Hummer. (Not a sex joke, get your minds out of the gutter, people).

Happy birthday!

Glad to know her changing seats doesn't mean much, if anything. I don't think she did it for my benefit though. She sat down first, and I sat down across from her. I sat that close to her on purpose, lol.

I get what you're saying, but I think you're over emphasizing it a bit.

I was told earlier I should look for signals to see if she's interested or not. >_>

Well, step 1 is accomplished: I finally talked to her last night. I'm not sure how to gauge her reaction. At first she seemed almost repulsed by me, but later it seemed she thought I was ok. I didn't at all turn on the charm; didn't intend to. I wanted to keep it casual. Just kept it about work. However, I was in a bad mood at the time because shortly before break, I was told I would have to go back to my old job for the remainder of the shift (which was around 8 - 9 hours at the time). Me being angry at this I think really put her off. The signal that she was uncomfortable was she randomly changed seats to the one next to her slightly further away from me. When she did that I thought "Yikes, well there's my answer right there." But she shortly asked me a couple questions, so I thought, "Hm, maybe the door's still open after all." She didn't talk a whole lot, but I think that's probably because I didn't engage her enough, I don't think that in particular was a sign she was disinterested. Another good sign was a bit later actually during work as opposed to break (I actually didn't have to go back to my old job at all for the day, thank friggin god). Part of our job is to toss empty cardboard boxes up on to a conveyer belt. Just placing them on the conveyer is not an option because to do that I have to reach and I quickly realized reaching is a good way to get really sore really quick, so I started doing like the rest of them and tossing the boxes on the conveyer. I'm still trying to get the hang of how hard / soft to toss the boxes, and the boxes are all different sizes and shapes, so it's not easy getting a feel for it. Often times I'll toss a little too soft and I'll have to push it completely on. A couple times I tossed a little too hard and it fell off the other side. Well, the second time I tossed it too hard, it fell on her. Before it landed on her, I called "watch out," but I didn't think to say her name too. Anyway, the good thing was she made a joke about it chuckled and smiled a little bit, so again, I think the door is open. That is about the extent of my interactions with her last night.

No thank you.

I would be honored!

It's Halloweeeeeeeen.... [dun duhhhhhhhhhhn...... duhhhhhhhhhhhn.....]

Did you do a bit about the knife-key?

@That_One_Guy for murdering someone with a fake key knife (he was framed, of course).

Was that ever a thing? Oops: This was supposed to be in the TV and movies folder, not the AS subfolder.

I see what you are saying. But, my shirts being about a non-LGBTQ band aside, in this particular situation wearing some kind of pride month clothing at least tells the LGBTQ people at work "I'm not your enemy." It's not much, but it's something.

But... you just did.

Remember when gamestop had N64 games? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Oh so you're just gonna ignore athena's post?

Pretty sure I've told you this before, but... I'm not much of a fan of Queen, but Freddy Mercury imo was objectively the greatest singer in rock history.

Where's the proof? I DECLARE SHENANNIGANS! Haha, you fixed the edit. BTW, that "(proof inside)" made me lol in real life, like you're writing some tabloid facebook article.