Doom Metal Alchemist

Are you prepared to out-eat all the 99 lb Japanese women?

And I thought things like that only happened in the movies.

Happy birthday! 🍰 I would search for a "//>" cake on google, but something tells me I won't find one.

It didn't come out as '**bleep**aboo'? I remember once someone tried to post "cucumber" and it came out as "cu**bleep**ber." And then of course the famous "roadblock" becoming 'ro**bleep**."

Was it a Popeye's sandwich, bought from some dude on a street corner?

No.

Fuck you. I hated that meme so much. Now the instant viper logs on he's going to post 50 of these threads because it's his favorite thing in the world.

My kinda food challenge would be "how many days in a row can you eat pizza?"

No more war thogs have the poweeeeeeeeer [duh deh] hand of god has struck the houurrrrrrr [dalalalalalala]

Do you live anywhere near Atlantic City?

Doomed and Disgusting

Well of course he looks bad in a poorly edited gif.

There is no word filter. Luuv wanted something extremely different from the ASMB as far as rules were concerned. His original conception was pretty close to no rules, but things have tightened up a bit since his passing. But it's still nothing like the ASMB.

By gambling I think buddy means lottery tickets.

Happy birthday! 🍰

Damn, it has been a while.

In what way are we using this phrase here? 🤔

On third thought, let's eat that shoe.

Stiletto and meatballs.

During part of my "what the fuck do I want to do with my life?" crisis, I decided I would learn to draw and become a cartoonist, since the funnies were such a huge part of my life since childhood, and back then, they still were. So I tried to learn to draw with the aid of a how-to book... and I couldn't fucking stand it. So I gave it up after a little bit. It probably would've been better if I actually enrolled myself in an art class, but I wanted to just get straight into cartoons.

Well at least you didn't bake it.

As long as its being looked at I guess. And we still have the password recovery forum, which it took me a full 24 hours after I couldn't login to remember existed.

I didn't even know crackdowns on illegal turning was a thing. I've only heard of crackdowns on DUI's and speeding. I would've thought people were being pulled over for one of those.

Did you fix the "forgot password?" thing yet?