Doom Metal Alchemist

Oh.

I sleep plenty, I just sleep at odd times. 4 days out of the week, I am working at 3:00 AM. Oddly enough, today is not one of those days.

I actually secretly would like restaurant staff to sing to me on my birthday. But that is only a recent development whereas most of my life I wanted no part of that and now I'm too embarrassed to tell my parents I changed my mind for when they take me out for my birthday.

I don't really have my shit together but I'm still doing better than I ever have been, lol.

Wasn't he a senator or something before he got his talk show?

A-boppity-boopy?

Those should be considered acceptable professional attire. I'm not saying it looks good, but wearing a suit in the summer fucking sucks.

Oh boy, even sterner lectures from nabs about how you're ruining your life and you'd be so much happier making minimum wage at a dive bar.

*Tim Allen confused grunt*

I don't really know much about furries, but even I'm certain that furry is not the same as bestiality. Furry: want to have sex with anthropomorphic animals. Bestiality: Wanting to have (or rather, just have) sex with regular old animals who have no human features or traits.

Here boy, I got a bone for you! 206 bones, actually!

Oh dear god, I hope you got / get REAL used to purposefully looking for that cord whenever you walk into the area where it's laying. People shit on Macs all the time, but when I got my first Mac(book) in 2015, I noticed they did something absolutely genius: The power cord connects to the laptop magnetically. If I trip over the cord, it just extremely easily disconnects from the computer. I have seen all too many times in the past someone trip over a laptop cord and the laptop comes crashing down off a table or desk and goodbye laptop. Though for all I know, maybe non-Macs do this too now. My last Dell (that came with Windows 7) didn't though.

I would argue that anti-Muslim-American sentiment grew exponentially because of 9-11. So many ignorant jackasses think all Muslims are the same as Al-Qaeda and ISIS.

I don't think this will ever be topped as my favorite battle theme: Actually as soon as I posted that, I thought of one that might:

That hair cut needs to fucking die.

Speaking of something that might get you sent to jail... Though I don't know if the child abuse laws I'm aware of are state or federal laws. Eh. Unless you mean "beat her ass" quite literally as in her actual rear-end, and that's it, that's probably fine.

I don't get it. It doesn't help that I have no idea what Psyllium means.

This may sound kind of random, but add Fresno, CA to that.

What did you spend the $400 on? EDIT: Nevermind, I saw the other thread.

If she failed sex, then how does he exist?

Gotta say, I expected this to be about KFC throwing their hat into the chicken sandwich war ring.

I don't remember a thread / post like that... in any case, this is the first I've spoke of my friend's daughter's strawberry-banana drink.

He's into bestiality.

When I was hanging out with my friend last week, he bought his young daughter a strawberry-banana drink from the store. She said it tasted like bubblegum. He took a taste, and agreed.

The princess would a beast-ess, as in ugly, not a hot anthropomorphic creature. Therefore, the prince would probably not be interested.