Doom Metal Alchemist

I can't imagine working from home. I'm the kind of person that when shows up for work, I want to WORK. But when I am home, fuck doing any work with an iron rod. That's what sucks about going back to school later in adulthood, the fucking homework. In the classroom it's all cool, but when I'm at home and I got that naggin' homework I got to do.... fuck this shit.

Same thing I do today.... message boards.

What the fuck is this?

I almost wrote it that way but I figured Megusa makes it closer to Medusa.... Megoosa doesn't really look like a play on words on Medusa to me.

Megusa?

You need to try Indian pizza. By me I got Chicago's Pizza With a Twist (or Pizza Twist for short). I generally get what they refer to as "traditional" pizzas, but their Indian pizzas are good too.

Happy birthday!

Often, when kids'/teens' diaries are brought up in TV shows, it is shown that the parents will read the diaries if they want to know something like where the kid may have gone, what they might be doing, are they doing drugs, are they sexually active, are they getting into trouble, yadda yadda yadda.... It makes me wonder if the whole idea behind parents and teachers encouraging kids to write down their innermost secret thoughts in these diaries supposedly only they will ever read has always just been intended as a scheme for authority figures to keep perfect tabs on them without the kids being any the wiser.

Happy birthday!

Why the fuck did Netflix take this long to let me know they have Archer? I have such a hard time finding shows on there I like, and when I do, they have like 8 fucking episodes.

"Unprovoked," "usually older women," WTF? Is this where the ASMB yearbook category "Most likely to punch an old woman in a motorized cart" came from, real life New York?

Why do knock-knock jokes start with only two knocks, when the standard door knock is three knocks?

Happy birthday! Please come back!

It's like watching paint dry pitch drip.

Roger Stone? Like, the director Roger Stone?

But you stuck a flute in your pussy anyway?

A couple of guitar classes Computer Music Production Music Business Audio Engineering I was never a music major. Don't regret taking any of these though.

The best Robot Chicken sketches were the Crypt Keeper ones. Is that show even still in production?

Penis music also comes in metal form: https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Hades_Archer/Penis_Metal/213978

Happy birthday!

I'll bet it smells like B.O.

I will never, ever, ever, EVER forget the Jimmy Page rank. Or the Ellen Degeneres and Ellen Cleghorn ones. That was so fucking hilarious.