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UnevenEdge

Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Um.... are you ready to pull a military coup, either by yourself or with a group of people, that should you be successful, you trust to give the power to you and not themselves or another one in the group? And why wait until he's dead, it'll have to be a coup if he's alive and still the leader or whoever else will succeed him, either way.
  2. Actually disco was right. I had no fucking idea what it was called. ๐Ÿ˜†I didn't get Guy's joke but decided against asking him to explain it, then when you made essentially the same joke, I was like, Ok, I must be missing something here...
  3. Oh, is that what it's called? I've literally never known what it was called. ๐Ÿ˜†
  4. I don't understand these posts. Must be referencing something I don't know about.
  5. We gotta think of more black and white things we can through in blenders besides penguins and nuns.
  6. Well what about a catholic church, or a catholic school? I actually wouldn't expect them to wear that outfit, like grocery shopping or something.
  7. All the diarrhea has already been let out. This happened years ago. ๐Ÿ˜œ
  8. One time I had diarrhea and got it splashed back on my balls while it exited my anus.
  9. Ah. Leave it to a Jewish person to educate me on Catholicism. ๐Ÿ˜†
  10. WRONG. It's about Fenton's naked mom.
  11. Large Hadron Collider? More like Large Hardon Collider.
  12. Dudeco? More dodecahedron.
  13. Wincels? More like WinCo.
  14. Why, are nuns no longer a thing?
  15. It's meant to be told verbally, not in writing.
  16. A newspaper. .............................. It occurs to me this joke is now obsolete.
  17. It REALLY fucking bugged me they named him Darwin BEFORE he grew legs.
  18. (naraku after the exterminator catches the squirrel) "By the way, can I have the squirrel back? I promised it to a friend." Exterminator: ๐Ÿคจ
  19. Do we need to go to the attitude store and get you a new attitude?
  20. Your head is too big for your body.
  21. I like the idea of you owning, just for example, a bridal store, and having That_One_Guy in there performing stand up in his metal t-shirts.
  22. That's fucked. I've never heard anyone say it's better for lefties to play right handed. And I know of three legendary lefty guitarists: Jimi Hendrix, Tony Iommi, and Kurt Cobain. Who knows how many others there are I don't know about. Honestly, I have literally no interest playing covers, even of my very favorite bands, except for possibly video game covers.
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