Doom Metal Alchemist

WRONG. It's about Fenton's naked mom.

Large Hadron Collider? More like Large Hardon Collider.

Dudeco? More dodecahedron.

Wincels? More like WinCo.

Why, are nuns no longer a thing?

It's meant to be told verbally, not in writing.

A newspaper. .............................. It occurs to me this joke is now obsolete.

It REALLY fucking bugged me they named him Darwin BEFORE he grew legs.

(naraku after the exterminator catches the squirrel) "By the way, can I have the squirrel back? I promised it to a friend." Exterminator: 🤨

Do we need to go to the attitude store and get you a new attitude?

Your head is too big for your body.

Titmouse

Well that's not very helpful.

I like the idea of you owning, just for example, a bridal store, and having That_One_Guy in there performing stand up in his metal t-shirts.

That's fucked. I've never heard anyone say it's better for lefties to play right handed. And I know of three legendary lefty guitarists: Jimi Hendrix, Tony Iommi, and Kurt Cobain. Who knows how many others there are I don't know about. Honestly, I have literally no interest playing covers, even of my very favorite bands, except for possibly video game covers.

I can't remember if what I've been seeing is just for my state specifically, but they've been saying there will likely be no large gatherings (things like concerts, sporting events, etc.) until 2021.

I don't know. For what it's worth, I fully expected the answer to be "yes."

Gary Youngman.

I hate that song. Also, time to make a Gary Glitter thread.

No. Yes.

You Led Zeppelin IV cover!

To use "You bundle of sticks!" as an insult?

Not to mention the sexiness of graphics so primitive the whole game fits on a floppy.

You have a floppy drive? What is this, the dark ages? Wait, how does Doom fit on a floppy anyway? It's not THAT old, is it? I know Doom II was on CD-ROM.

Be able to play instruments like recorder and tin whistle. Be able to play lead guitar much better than I currently can.