Doom Metal Alchemist

"Toilet paper deals online" This is what it's come to.

Pandas work. Do old squad cars have the sirens lights? Because those add more colors to the car.

Gordon Lightfoot. Don't know what the hell he plays, but he's a musician, I know that much.

Tuxedos.

Can that even exist? His own cooking is going to kill him.

I'm not decided on if I believe in God, but I definitely believe in the devil. You know why?

But he's safe from vampires!

Not all nerds like all nerdy things. I've never seen Dr. Who, and I never knew Bill Murray ever had any involvement in it. All I can name from Dr. Who is the Tardis. And I would love if people would try to use proper capitalization and punctuation on the Internet.

If I didn't see that episode, I wouldn't know what the hell I was looking at. It looks kinda like he's facing the front, and he got his dick completely removed, and there remaining are his balls.

Is that Hank Hill's ass?

I thought this was going to be about athena's cat...

I was joking. And are you talking about What About Bob? That movie was funny.

Bees still do other things. These bees did not. Except sleep. That one summer was the only summer any bees tried to commandeer our pool. Bees are still around, but before and since that one summer draining our pool of all its water has not been the life mission of any bee colony here.

Well maybe they should've chosen water that wasn't treated with deadly chemicals designed to kill them, hm? And no, they weren't just thirsty, unless literally their entire existence is nothing but getting drinks of water.

I got one for ya.... There was this one summer, for the longest time, I refused to go into our pool during the day. The fucking bees invaded it. Not all at once, but one at a time. All damn day long, every damn day. Like a bee would fly across, and I don't know if it was dipping an appendage into the water, and gliding above the water, then come out the other side, fly away, and then comes the next one to do the same, one after the other. My dad ended up putting up bee traps next to the pool, and they WORKED really fucking well. So many fucking dead bees in those damn things every day, and I guess eventually we ended up trapping al the bees because no more were getting trapped, and no more were going into the pool. What the hell did these bees want with our pool? I thought they were stealing the water for something. But for what?

.........What does dimp mean?

Oooh, Tom Cruise, I like it. We become a theocracy, but instead of Christianity its Scientology. That'll be fun.

This gif makes it look like an anime.

I hate that shit. It's really gonna suck when my work opens back up (we should be running, as we're an essential business, BUT there was a fire a couple weeks ago and the building's been shut down as a result... no fucking clue when I get to go back to work). I'm already hot and sweaty in that damn facility and I know the fucking piece of shit is going to constantly fog up my fucking glasses, god fucking dammit. I don't know if you ever wear glasses, but if you don't, you have no idea how annoying it is when you're wearing something on your face that causes your glasses to fog up.

GARY OLDMAN? MORE LIKE DIRTY OLDMAN, AMIRITE??

That suit you better?

You know what I just noticed on a certain episode of Teen Titans Go today that I never noticed until today, despite me having seen the episode multiple times? When they sing the "binary code" song Cyborg is playing a keytar.... but the keyboard component is not a musical keyboard, it's a computer keyboard! Some time ago I saw something on Teen Titans Go (unfortunately I can't at all remember what) that made me laugh hysterically, and I was like, how is this notoriously dumb show capable of making me laugh this hard for once? 😆Wish I could remember what it was that I found so funny.

Some of the episodes can be downright creepy, and those are my favorites. Although the one with La Chusa (probably not spelling that right) might've been a little TOO creepy. 😆The show's wikipedia page said a lot of the episodes are based on folklore and legends in Hispanic culture. I'm liking that one more than I did at first. It seems CN doesn't show it much though. Unless I'm just not tuning in at the right time/day.

I kinda like Victor and Valentino too. Although on the topic of non-continuity that bugs us, it bugs me that Victor and Valentino are two young brothers being raised together who have TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ACCENTS.

Fuck you, bitch.