Doom Metal Alchemist

So if a woman has uterine cancer and has to get her uterus removed, is she still a woman?

When Pam slimmed down because of her cocaine addiction, why didn't her face slim down?

I've never noticed how exaggerated Bison's hat looks until now.

Feeds their pet humans turtle flesh.

Years ago I've watched a couple Sinbad stand-up specials on Comedy Central (wow, remember when Comedy Central played a lot of stand-up? Those were the days) and I thought he was funny.

Won an auction for Nintendo World Championships on ebay for $1,000,000,000, and obviously skipped out on payment.

I guess all those packs of cigarettes are "cost efficient" and a "guaranteed benefit," where the odds aren't "dead set against" you.

Spent a night in jail for kicking someone in the head.

What connection is your router wired with?

Goddamn its so hard not to use the r-word here, but I started learning about climate change in the fucking 90s when I was in elementary school. How long before that has climate change been known? I don't know. Just because so you're so stupid AND ignorant you think fucking Al Gore came up with the concept doesn't make this anything new.

Way to read the post you fucking quoted.

What pizza place you get it from?

This explains a lot.

Murphy era sea lab is in the same league as aqua teen.

But his Kava root thread actually fits in the What Are You Thinking About thread really well. If he posts that inane crap in there instead of posting a new thread every time a thought pops into his head, he'd be more tolerable.

I am happy that stupid "What am I doing?" thread was merged with the What Are You Thinking About thread.

The only way the Everything Packard club would work is if you banned him from the rest of the boards, unless you want to individually move all his posts there each time he makes a new post.

Would K_N even pay attention to my tagging of him, or is this something you're going to have to float to him?

I had a feeling it might be which is why I tagged K_N first.

Jimi Hendrix's cover of Hey Joe is better than his cover of All Along the Watchtower.

A couple times while waiting for a page to load here, it would take me to a mostly white screen but with those tiny bits of code in the top left.

{"71913":{"rotate":""}} What is this nonsense? @K_N @Raptorpat

Same with Netflix.

Happy birthday Tsume!