Doom Metal Alchemist

@Insipid I don't have any problem with you posting stuff like that, but can you spoiler it at least? You know, NSFW

Right.... It's such a non-issue that people won't STFU about "who caused it."

Good lord. I always hated U.S. Acres and just sat through it because I wanted to watch Garfield. Also, as much as I loved the cartoon, the strip was better.

Welp, I'm ready for winter to fuck all the way off now.

Who won't STFU about the cost of groceries and gasoline?

I'm hungry but I don't want to get up.

Had a near-death experience where he was playing chess with Hitler in hell. Just as he was about to take Hitler's king and declare checkmate, his soul instantly got sucked back into his body, reviving his earthly form.

Invented the mullet back in 1977.

I was hoping you knew what time zone he lived in. I guess I was wrong?

Happy birthday!

@K_N @Raptorpat I noticed the announcement for the maintenance downtime, but what time zone at midnight?

I usually use chrome

Happy birthday!

RIP

Is called Blazing Puck because he lit a puck on fire and tried using it to play a game of hockey.

I'm not the biggest Queen fan, but the combination of his incredible voice, incredible charisma as a performer and frontman, and his flamboyance, it makes sense people would be hardcore fans. In the past I've bought various magazines just because they've had interviews with or columns by my favorite musicians, and I've delved into entire wikipedia pages too.

I'm a regular at my favorite pizza place that the woman there knows me by name and knows what I always order by memory (she just asks what size I want because sometimes I've gone medium and sometimes I've gone large), and I guess as showing appreciation of my continued business every once in a while she offers me a free drink while I wait. Today she did, and I got some Mountain Dew from the soda fountain, and for whatever reason, it tasted waaaaaay more syrupy than it usually does. I drink Mountain Dew all the time, but almost always out of cans. The cans of Mountain Dew I drink never taste this syrupy. And I never get Throwback or Zero Sugar, or Diet, or anything, always just regular ol' Mountain Dew. I've heard of restaurants watering down their soda fountains to cut costs, but it didn't taste watered down, like there wasn't less taste or anything, the only thing different was the syrupiness. It's known that the same soda may taste different depending on the container it's in (fountain, bottle, can), but the Internet would have me believe the fountain is the best. Based on this experience, I highly disagree.

I absolutely do not understand the fascination some guys have with seeing women eat bananas, hotdogs, corndogs, sub sandwiches, lolipops, etc. There's nothing sexual about it unless they do it deliberately.

Likes to cosplay as the kid from Easter Island.

Knows that I love The Critic.

Was passed over in favor Jon Leguizamo for the role of Luigi in the original Super Mario Bros. movie.

THANK. YOU. The original anime is one of my favorite animes of all time. Brotherhood really had no effect on me. Maybe if I had seen Brotherhood first I'd feel different. I don't know.

Plays banjo in a Kansas cover band. Does Kansas even use a banjo? I don't know. But this Kansas cover band does.

lol

How often does this occur in public men's restrooms from gay men or same sex pedophiles?