Doom Metal Alchemist

I can't tell which band this is supposed to be.

Don't worry, I'm buying two pumpkin pies... One for dessert and the other to hit you in face with when I greet you at the door. 😝

Goddamn, I pity any dude you're in a romantic relationship with. 😝

Bimbology. Bimbography would be like "the writing of bimbos" or something. Without looking it up I don't know what -osophy means.

......."Iota"?

Generally nothing, because, even though there are always dishes I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole, there is always enough food I do like for me. The one pick I can agree with though is Ham. Close, but not quite. Ham is acceptable any time EXCEPT THANKS-FUCKING-GIVING. THANKSGIVING IS TURKEY. END OF GODDAMN STORY. Although, again, if both turkey and ham are served, that's fine. But if its like, "We're not having turkey this year, we're doing ham instead," Fuck you. That's it, I'm banning YOU from Thanksgiving. 😜

How does a turtle make an effective member of an entourage?

I would tag benji but I forgot his current screen name.

Are we making this a meme? Because I can hella get behind that.

You're probably right. I know GMILF porn is a (very niche) thing, but is GFILF too?

Not when your debut finally comes and you're old, wrinkly, covered in liver spots, with small patches of white hair adorning your mostly bald head. 😝

Sea Lab, underneath the water....

Some pretty funny prima-donnaism by Orson Welles: Renowned voice actor Maurice LeMarche becomes entranced: And does the whole damn thing in Pinky and the Brain: You may also remember Maurice poking fun at this in The Critic which was great too:

IronReaver was taken and I wanted that name so bad.... I could've used a dash or underscore, but nope, went with SS for yes, soul stealer.

OBVIOUSLY WE WATCHED INUYASHA, GOD (my first ASMB screenname was IronReaverSS, let's see if anyone remembers that)

Is it nothing short of miraculous I didn't grow up to be the second coming of Ed Gein? Maybe.

My mom's beliefs about sex and nudity border on puritanical, so yes. Also myself. All about the laptop. I like the nipples appearing bigger than grains of sand, thanks.

@Kudasai

A perverted ghost.

You guys suck.

From what I could gather from the video that was I watching (not one of Jenna's own videos) is that some new fans went through some of her old videos and called her out about being un-PC and Jenna felt that she had come a long way since she started but she didn't want to keep "hurting people" in this way, blah blah blah... something about cancel culture. If you care, this is the video I watched:

Last night I just learned that Jenna Marbles left the Internet. I'm not much for youtube.

Usually people do that in the summer, not in the cold months.

The Sax Pistols