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UnevenEdge

Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Nope. I'm just reiterating raptorpat's ruling. Whatever he says goes.
  2. Alright, here's the new trial.... Helps is guilty, 12 years in the turdmines for him *hits gavel*
  3. Don't drag ME into this. 😝
  4. Can you explain what this means, please?
  5. This seems a bit excessive.... But of course once you stop playing you got a big hole in your mask making it far less effective..... tsk tsk tsk.... For some reason it seems only the sax players got to cover every square millimeter of their instrument, trumpet and tuba look far more reasonable....
  6. This is probably why I just can't convince myself to try pot.
  7. And way more addictive. Wait, come to think of it, maybe not...
  8. Interesting name, but after searching google and wikipedia, I don't think he's a recorded singer. 😝
  9. Me tooooooooooooo! Covid vaccine buddies!
  10. To me saying the punchline in the setup in of itself isn't a problem IF I did a sufficient job in tricking the reader into thinking I mean one thing when I really meant something completely different. But was I sufficient in doing that is the question.
  11. Probably, but not necessarily.... I don't think Luanne the character ever died, even though her VA did. One option, since this is set pretty far in the future from the original series, is to have another VA voice her.... or she could be written out of the show somehow. Oh yeah, Tom Petty who voiced Lucky is also dead.... maybe Hank and Peggy could raise the orphan child, maybe the kid is about the same age Bobby was in the original series.
  12. Ok, THAT was a good one. And I don't even drink so I can't say I agree or disagree with the opinion presented, but that was just a good joke.
  13. No thank you. I've accidentally summersalted (however the fuck you spell that) down a full case of stairs once in my life, that was enough.
  14. Was it so easy to guess Marvin Gaye? I figured people would take "gayest" in the Elton John, Freddie Mercury sense and I'd fool people. That not that case? I knew it was a groaner, I posted it because I figured it would fool people.
  15. Who's the gayest singer in all of American recording history?
  16. I'd watch it. Also, Peggy can get a lot more annoying if she turns into her mother.
  17. Happy birthday! 🎂
  18. This made me literally wince, as bad as sponges' jokes usually are, even none of his have made me wince.
  19. Not just Kaepernick, but the NFL in general, and Nike.
  20. What if he likes Jack and Dr. Pepper more than he likes whatever the hell other whiskey and Dr. Pepper, hmmmmmmmmmm?
  21. Was that on purpose? Did they, or anyone who happened to be there, appear to notice?
  22. March 15: My birthday. All I did that day was go to work. It sucked. March 17: St. Patrick's Day. All I did that day was go to work. Best day all week.
  23. I mean, I did in a metaphorical sense....
  24. "Wait, who wants to see pics of me? Do you want to see pics of me? Why?"
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