Doom Metal Alchemist

Me tooooooooooooo! Covid vaccine buddies!

To me saying the punchline in the setup in of itself isn't a problem IF I did a sufficient job in tricking the reader into thinking I mean one thing when I really meant something completely different. But was I sufficient in doing that is the question.

Probably, but not necessarily.... I don't think Luanne the character ever died, even though her VA did. One option, since this is set pretty far in the future from the original series, is to have another VA voice her.... or she could be written out of the show somehow. Oh yeah, Tom Petty who voiced Lucky is also dead.... maybe Hank and Peggy could raise the orphan child, maybe the kid is about the same age Bobby was in the original series.

Ok, THAT was a good one. And I don't even drink so I can't say I agree or disagree with the opinion presented, but that was just a good joke.

No thank you. I've accidentally summersalted (however the fuck you spell that) down a full case of stairs once in my life, that was enough.

Was it so easy to guess Marvin Gaye? I figured people would take "gayest" in the Elton John, Freddie Mercury sense and I'd fool people. That not that case? I knew it was a groaner, I posted it because I figured it would fool people.

Who's the gayest singer in all of American recording history?

I'd watch it. Also, Peggy can get a lot more annoying if she turns into her mother.

Happy birthday! 🎂

This made me literally wince, as bad as sponges' jokes usually are, even none of his have made me wince.

Not just Kaepernick, but the NFL in general, and Nike.

What if he likes Jack and Dr. Pepper more than he likes whatever the hell other whiskey and Dr. Pepper, hmmmmmmmmmm?

Was that on purpose? Did they, or anyone who happened to be there, appear to notice?

March 15: My birthday. All I did that day was go to work. It sucked. March 17: St. Patrick's Day. All I did that day was go to work. Best day all week.

I mean, I did in a metaphorical sense....

"Wait, who wants to see pics of me? Do you want to see pics of me? Why?"

Any hot big boobied ladies?

Funny story.... All I did on my birthday was go to work.

That's awesome as fuck, dude!

Happy belated birthday!

Thanks guys.

Why learn them all when they're basically all the same? Also, I'm gonna name my first-born daughter Lydia.... and my second born-daughter Mixolydia.

I do, but I'm starting to get tired of it. 3 Busy Debras is actually a cool show when that comes on, but its not often.

Packard must be so jealous.