Doom Metal Alchemist

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Hope as in "Every time I think the Republican Party has hit rock bottom, I think they can't possibly get any more vile, right?" And NOT be proven wrong.

iPhone 6. And yes the jail screen is on the MacBook.

I use GarageBand on the comp, not the phone. As for the phone I'm on my dad's family plan which is on AT&T.... I have no idea if I can get an android and continue to be on his plan. I have no real desire to switch phone brands though. I just need a new phone cuz this one's ancient. As for strongly recommending me not to give Apple my business.... Too late.

Well taken the question literally the most romantic to me would be "breasts" but since we're trying to be humorous, I tried to make it humorous but somewhat romantic..... I just generally call them boobs or titties..... Marvelous mounds of flesh? I ain't gonna beat katya_hiki though.

I'm just bored.

Hell, I just had ANOTHER realization on this topic. Why didn't they just use a random word like they did with Vista?

You know how Windows 10 is really just Windows 9, but they skipped 9, because deep in the Windows code calling it Windows 9 would make it think it was from the 90s (Win 95, 98), so they just skipped over 9 to avoid that problem? Why didn't they just spell it Windows IX or Windows Nine?

Loki.... Lo.... ki..... Low key.... But what does it mean? 🤔

I hope his excuse revolves around being careful not to catch/spread covid. But I guess that is predicated on how often he's been photographed shaking hands with others.

Welp I was already planning on going to the local brick and mortar Apple Store today for a new MacBook, maybe I can get a new phone while I'm there too. Looks like this one isn't gonna be useful for much longer.

6. I know it's old. I wonder if they stopped supporting it. But if they did it would be nice for my phone to say so.

Ah. You're only partially correct about westpark though, he hated Apple with a passion as opposed to Windows. Also I think he (righlty) blamed Apple for the existance of samrtphones in the first place.

Ok westpark. I like the GarageBand app for recording my music. I have an iPhone because that's what my dad gave me. For free.

My MacBook's monitor is fucked, so I need a new comp. Wanna get another MacBook. I'm currently using the one with the fucked monitor, but it's hard as fuck to read what's on the screen at any given time. So I go to my phone and apparently on the iPhone you can only shop from Apple's site on a fucking iOS app for the Apple Store. Fine, I'll do that. Try to download the app, says I need iOS version 13.0 or later. I check the "check for updates" settings on my phone. "Version 12.5.4. Your software is up to date." So if my software is up to date does that mean no one on god's green goddamn mother fucking piece of fucking shit Earth can access the Apple Store on mobile with this mythical non-existant iOS version 13? Or is my smart phone in fact a dumb(fuck) phone and is lying to me about being up to date?

Oh yeah, I like the term @Katya_Hiki used not too long ago: https://unevenedge.com/topic/55971-reply-to-this-is-you-like-big-mommy-milkerz/

Dirty pillows.

Happy birthday! 🎂

Hey @SwimModSponges, what was that one video of Trump saying guns should be taken away without even asking questions first? Wanna post that?

This is what I randomly woke up to about 12 hours ago.

I'm a really picky eater and I enjoy the crust. Like, not just eat it, I really, really like it.

Are those grapes?