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Couric The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands. me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands. friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs? me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics. friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester? by Tom Mauer October 24, 2007

yes, but was it over 100 courics?

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@DragonSinger with the save. lol 'i don't want to go to hell'. [ :

it was a wee ugly thing. crepe paper penis. yeah...don't see the marketing campaign for crepe penis do you?

montana. in a small mountain town. or alaska. i'd be ok in alaska.

i'm taking it.

dude ,you should use the contiuum transfunctioner, and banish them to hoboken, new jersey.

ginger recognize ginger.

i don't have tagging features lmao....i love you buddy. very much needed, and appreciated.

you are referring to 'dude' where's my car?' car, right? and yet.... and yet, all these references went left to outfield. now....there IS this. Dude, I lost my pants by markmehere - Itch.io Itch.io https://markmehere.itch.io › ... › Free Based on a true story (it happened to a friend of a friend of mine), Dude, I lost my pants is a queer interactive fiction card game in which you play Rob: a ...

when dude tries to not start crying.

NO MORE AND THEN! and fuck kushner. fucking kutcher even. but fuck the first guy too.

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i don't know what this is about. i mean, i can't seem to find the exact commercial. i also don't really watch/listen to youtube other than for a quick video grab. but if it's anything like the scene @molarbear is describing. well. sonnofabish. i'm in.

you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna a fish.

the 'urban legend' on that is, that angelica is borderline paranoid schizophrenia. and that the children are dead, other than dill and suzie, for varying reasons.

so many fucking jokes. damnit. so damn many. ok. fine. 1. 'she queef's **vagina fart if you didn't know**

it hit home for me. single mum and 2 , the oldest almost at ginger's age, and facing divorce. of COURSE as soon as i started liking it, she hated it, but...that's mother/daughter dynamics, sometimes.

the great urban, not quite urban legend. ren and stimpy was a different kind of weird. like, quasi-grotesque, very much like a boil on society's arse. and yet, some truly disturbing *and wonderful commentary of society, as a whole. i think this may have been brought up before. but some of the best, bizzarro-too-strange to be weird, and so so so very much pleasurable : liquid television.

i didn't title it, but this is the best clip out there. so, yes, if you have an apparatus that you could remain upright and mobile, it's possible. but if a person is bit and is wheelchair bound, then no, i believe the now zombie would fall to the floor, and use arms as way of mobility.