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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. something. wrong. in. the. matrix.
  2. you did. something is wrong in the matrix.
  3. i saw that and read it as the spongebob narrator dude.
  4. finished 'tin and tina' moved on to re-watching 'kingdom'. it was an usually wonderful day, that i got to just veg in the bed.
  5. 1 for sure.
  6. double post?
  7. i was doing them. in rainbow fontage. and then no one did one for me. then again. so i stopped. and i don't usually post in them.
  8. i am patiently waiting for next seasons. BUT, i watched 'US' last night, and probably going to settle into brunch in bed and 'get out' in a moment.
  9. nope. not a fan. but change comes hard to some.
  10. and yes, i do eat applesauce with my pork chops.
  11. i like applesauce, i add a little cinnamon to the store bought homemade is really nice. and quite easy.
  12. you should go explore the more rural areas of ohio. this kind of shit is all over the place.
  13. happy day of birth scoob and stonergoth, because that was rude as hell. sorry.
  14. Couric The standard unit measurement for mass weight of feces, as noted on the 2007 South Park episode "More Crap". The European Fecal Standards & Measurements Board in Zürich keeps track of the authenticity of its records. It is mentioned in the episode that "one Katie Couric is about two and a half pounds of excrement". The original record was set in 1960 at 7.5 Courics. It was revealed in October 2007 that the record excrement is in fact Bono of U2 fame, which had grown to 80 Courics. This explains why Bono seems so great, yet is still a piece of shit. That same day, American Randy Marsh set the new record at 100 Courics. The record still stands. me: damn dude, i gotta take the biggest dump, but i think i'm gonna wait till the plane lands. friend: oh yeah? how many courics do you think it weighs? me: I hadn't shit all week, i must be constipated..i'm guessing about 6 and half Courics. friend: fuck man! Don't you know you're not supposed to fly when on your turd trimester? by Tom Mauer October 24, 2007
  15. yes, but was it over 100 courics?
  16. @DragonSinger with the save. lol 'i don't want to go to hell'. [ :
  17. it was a wee ugly thing. crepe paper penis. yeah...don't see the marketing campaign for crepe penis do you?
  18. montana. in a small mountain town. or alaska. i'd be ok in alaska.
  19. i'm taking it.
  20. dude ,you should use the contiuum transfunctioner, and banish them to hoboken, new jersey.
  21. ginger recognize ginger.
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