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and i, for one, am completely and totally down for some human sacrifice. i, have a few prospective candidates

lol. fuck you arizona

don't forget guys....the reservation is under DISCO. the 'la salle des poubelles' room hail satan

so this isn't a meme? because this should be a meme..or something. i love this st00pid.

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lol. i'm on a laptop though...this place was doing it. ORRRRRR the elevation levels i'm maintaining, probably caused a FFF and I (<<see I didn't capitalize either 'i' ) pushed something configuration of keys like mortal combat, circa 1996. my lack of respect for the rules of proper grammar, have made people rage quit.

mt ascutney getting restless. did I ever tell you about the time I had a baby during an earth quake. lol picture it June 1992, sunny southern california. a day like any other day. btw. wtf is up with this predictive text shit? TXT I want to type TXT and i want my i's lower case. STOP IT.

ask for the reservation under 'disco', and whatever you do, do NOT drink the tap beer. trust.

did you serve in the military? seems to me, you must have been at least captain with promotion to major in the works. army? it's usually you soldier boys that salivate over shite like this.

having it now: spinach, rasp and blueberry, carrots and orange juice smoothie. pistachios and chocolate later.

i like to save all my facial pluckings. like my childrens baby teeth. quick note...my right eybrow, in the corner is growing white hairs. i, think i'm going to have one white and one black eyebrow. i'm not entirely sure how to feel. OR, it will stripe. either way.

just watched john oliver dumb it down for me.

ok, title said cart leaRners and i thought you were talking about the employees at evil mart that are customer shopping. and i don't know why, because cart leaner or learner has nothing to do with what i was thinking. except to say, they will take you out. they will run over you and not think twice.

and in that notio, the entirety of what 'we the people' know as a 2 party system. our democracy is a joke thanks to the 2 party system.

clover valley. IYKYK

ok ok.. a blind man walks into a department store with his seeing eye dog. he walks to the middle of the store, stops, starts swinging the dog around... an employee comes running up to him, and exclaims 'what are you doing?' the bling man says, 'i'm just looking around'. get it. looking...around. eh...piss off.

and any GOOD pimp will keep names. j/s

i was never a fan of this human pos. we all know. we all knew. have since the beginning. and the end of biggie. if i win lottery. no one will know. no one. but there will be signs.

don't interject your adulting with this shit.

hmmm...if ONLY there was SOMETHING that that government could implement.

oh, absolutely.

and that's how transport is these days. TOO heavy, and yet, ships only lose about 1400 crates annually. weird.

loved it. binged the entire thing today.