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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. is the 5th straight regional champ of the 'air clairinet wars'
  2. proudly spews his great idea to make america healthy again. you know...instead of things like...oh...iono.... basic medical care, basic dental care, basic eye care. making healthy foods available and inexpensive. the price of these little toys, could put community gardens in high risk areas with no nutritional based resources.
  3. i can feel the 'dome' effect, the pressure is so great, on top of the high humidity. it's actually 'hotter' this eveing, then it was afternoon. but the pressure. like i'm in an airplane at takeoff. and being in swampland, the palmetto bugs are out in full force, trying to get in...some successful. so, yay, i get to spray the house tomorrow.
  4. moonlights as court deputy, hoping for the chance to taze someone, as they yell 'DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!!!!'
  5. purposely gets traffic tickets to fight in court, and when the judge asks to explain his side, our pal here, stands up purposely and with passion, and states, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" slames 110$ on the clerks desk, and stroms out.
  6. likes to sit on parole boards from time to time.
  7. and buddy carter is in my neck of the woods. he's an idiot.
  8. ^ look at that sagittarian fart king energy.
  9. 8 - 12ft metal garden stakes. 3 twin sheets (light color) 18 gauge crafting wire. large quilting needle
  10. oh well. we shouldn't be there?
  11. ....and we watch the 47th president, stumble towards marine one, where he'll be shuttled to air force one, for the 2nd flight this week, for the 11th trip this term, to mar-a-farto
  12. cosplays as ace frehley for monthly grocery store trips.
  13. why would you direct him to that virtual signaling hack?
  14. yes thank the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, all hail PASTAFARIAN, about fucking time
  15. alright. i'm out. smooches
  16. LOL the song, tho'.
  17. what would work better in a window box? your hand up a puppet's ass?
  18. GOTCHA!!!! i found it. OK!! EVERYONE! I FOUND IT! CARRY ON. damnit...this ain't it. and i was already here
  19. the one that needs a bitch slap. someone said that someone said something about needing a bitch slap. anyway, it's in that place i put that thing that one time.
  20. lol. sagittarius nebula is the fart counter. buddy...BUDDY. we fart kings.
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