discolé monade

i remember the one time, we celebrated my mum's 9th anniversary of her 39th birthday. dead.

but this part. this part is a fucking blast.

is one of cheryl hines's TOP fan boi's

thank you. you're too kind.

30 is fun...and, possibly, revealing. like...my mum celebrated her finally anniversary of her 29th birthday on her 39th. ....39th on her 49th.... ....49th-you get the picture. i used to laugh at her becuase she looked amazing, right up until the end. i laughed no more, when the joking became reality for me, on my 29th.... that's when i decided to just forget how old i am, and when people ask i'll just round up or down to wherever i'm supposed to be. and let me tell you something, boys and girls, YOU WILL FORGET YOUR AGE. maths. lots and lots of maths over the years.

sigh

strangely enough, he has a case that ALSO was thrown out, claiming he came up with the concept of the game 'jumping to conclusions' as seen in the cult classic, 'office space'.

wait until you reach level 5. and i was never vain, per se. i'd like to look presentable when i went out. but now, i look like a tamale husk.

is a ball catcher

banana splits was my afterschool jam. and i think i used them in one of the challenges for the last UEMB survivor II games. they featured atom ant, secret squirrel, hillbilly bears.

think that he might be able to milk a cat.

the bugaloo, the banana splits, land of the lost. damn all my childhood right there.

is only putting that out there, because he's still waiting on a refund for 7 such bracelets.

getting old is a mother fucker.

our friend has been working on a live action 'what's opera, doc'. although he FINALLY found a confident potential for the lead roll, he feels he needs to play bugs role, after all, he took opera lessons during covid lockdown.

i made 6 bean soup with a ham bone from last week, and homemade biscuits.

Sid Krofft, 'H.R. Pufnstuf' creator and children's TV visionary, dies at 96

will only let only let old macdonald have a ducks on his farm.

claims to have solved the 3 body problem.

his super power is that he can become invisible, when no one is looking.

has trademarked 'mr hoonie' and is currently in talks with coachella sponsers for future burning man rights.

owns 2 pair of buster browns.