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pyro death metal throat singing in tribal drum ceremonies during opera falsetto solos

baking soda. there are little holders you can buy. it helps with moisture and stink. febreeze and you 3 are going to have to sit down and discuss social graces.

and THIS is why I thank heygoogle in my house. I'm hoping for a headstart when the ai overlords take over. lol anyone else look up wifi, electric dead zones in your area? no..... yeah, me neither. >_>

I can correctly tell time using my sun dial now. *insert joke * it need not go back. I honestly thought this was a finished conversation in d c ?

post modern classical funk rock blue grass country rap

lol assnfeet

dude. stfu

plays the yukele like dave mustane

89 pounds of big goof. he calls it protection/good morning mode i call it senior abuse.

finally, a lazy day.

i find crack is not the catalyst to get motivated to clean. pcp is the way.

at some point in his young life, our friend saw something so shocking, he refuses to NOT share it with the world:

i fucking hate. that you animated. her fucking O face. god. damnit.

a few years ago, while cooking at this little joint, i was already doing the 'jamaican me crazy' chicken wrap. well...in swoops *hurricane that year that did some severe damage to jamaica* i actually sold out of that special that week. XD .... .... so...can i add you two to the list? i booked us a table. you know...the usual suspects here....

drama queen

enki research

story time: i was on my way to my daughters job to give her something this morning. omw, i see a PDT (poor dead thing) in the road. i stop, because i've taken to moving animals off the road, so stupid rednecks don't treat it like a whack a PDT. as i'm getting out, a truck is speeding, and i see making it's way to purposely hit the PDT. BUT IT WASN'T DEAD! it jumped up...or rather, rolled/hiss/fight/baby kitten movement, truck missed it by inches. (had it hit it, i assure i'd be typing this tomorrow after posting bail). i rush it over to the animal shelter. the one i volunteered at some time ago. i know they don't have the cat side anymore, but i know there are/were like 3 cat fosters. an old acquaintance was there, said she feed and water, keep an eye out, and let me know. poor little thing hissed and clawed at me trying to get it to a box. it's anus was extended outward...but it pooped once in the box. it's only a couple weeks old. probably dropped by mama when she was moving them : [ my acquaintance just texted me, her grandson is officially *boo-boo's human dad. named by acq.

likes to recreate the pottery scene in ghost, but instead, with the waiter at the olive garden putting the cheese on the salad.

has trained a mouse to ride a goose, while wearing historically accurate battle gear. in 2024, he cleared 6 figures in bar mitvah bookings alone.

has an market of flavored pastes on ebay called 'stick to what you know' - ft. spearmint and peppermint flavors.... root beer is a top seller.

goes around dropping salman rushdie quotes.

decorates for arbor day once a month.

oh god yes.

doing artsy fartsy stuff wuth coffee grounds

don't i know it. the year i start to watch. you notice i don't come in here, UNLESS IT'S TO DUMP ON MY OWN TEAM yeah.... go giants...*sigh* go blue......