discolé monade

has his living room dedicated for air guitar solos. complete with cardboard cutouts of an enthusiastic crowd.

was just driving around one day, when a random potato came through his sun roof.

convinced ian astbury to cut his hair, out of spite.

i remember the talks about this about time.

no matter what interaction he has, with anyone, his go to greeting is draco malfoy's 'wait until my faaather hears about thisss'

always goes to the bank dressed as scrooge mcduck.

g ---> oz was kind of a joke. oh...for sure. every once in a while i yell out 'heygoogle, stop recording me' and it gives me a 'don't worry' spiel. so, i worry i saw someone use siri to turn on the phone light.

see...i use heygoogle for the really important things. music. make dog sounds. make kitten sounds. make owl sounds. make train sounds how many grams in an ounce you know...the important shit.

i used to love road trips. cross country. up the coasts. down the coasts. but now...i just have to, to get where i need. i would much rather walk, but getting to town would be a pacterd move at best, at 17 miles to....

just happened . ryuk-san: murderer

pyro death metal throat singing in tribal drum ceremonies during opera falsetto solos

baking soda. there are little holders you can buy. it helps with moisture and stink. febreeze and you 3 are going to have to sit down and discuss social graces.

and THIS is why I thank heygoogle in my house. I'm hoping for a headstart when the ai overlords take over. lol anyone else look up wifi, electric dead zones in your area? no..... yeah, me neither. >_>

I can correctly tell time using my sun dial now. *insert joke * it need not go back. I honestly thought this was a finished conversation in d c ?

post modern classical funk rock blue grass country rap

lol assnfeet

dude. stfu

plays the yukele like dave mustane

89 pounds of big goof. he calls it protection/good morning mode i call it senior abuse.

finally, a lazy day.

i find crack is not the catalyst to get motivated to clean. pcp is the way.

at some point in his young life, our friend saw something so shocking, he refuses to NOT share it with the world:

i fucking hate. that you animated. her fucking O face. god. damnit.

a few years ago, while cooking at this little joint, i was already doing the 'jamaican me crazy' chicken wrap. well...in swoops *hurricane that year that did some severe damage to jamaica* i actually sold out of that special that week. XD .... .... so...can i add you two to the list? i booked us a table. you know...the usual suspects here....

drama queen