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knows exactly why lil wayne is late for all of his concerts...and it's not what you think.

so funny thing on my way up...

has made several attempts to start a flash mob at walmart. so far...no takers.

has been known to frequent his local hardware store, select the following items : duct tape, plastic tarp, rope and a shovel. bring to the register, and say, " hold this, i forgot my wallet." and leave.

if no one else read that in 'eeyore' voice. shame on you. shame.

always has time to talk about the extensive history of mr. t's tea.

oh...no, yeah, sure. hope he's REALLY enjoying being the IT guy... /s/

giants v chiefs. apparently the league needs comedic relief. but hey...yeah, go blue and that's my annual contribution...because we ALL know how this goes down.

happy day of birth to all!!! but especially to the wisest owl- mthor

won't stop trying to convince the waitress at the corner diner that he's d. b. cooper's only living relative.

traveled many a mile to get to blueberry hill...and he did, in fact, find his thrill.

reminded me of the good ole days. yes...i have made many of these spectacular fails. mostly the 'jump' ones. lol.

i KNOW that dude is broken after that fall. the loss of the alley-oop-ganor-360 with a goofy flip. but the shoes, yo. the fucking shoes.

is the inspiration to elton john's 'tiny dancer'

Most Serious: tsar. why so serious? Most Unserious: nameraka. and you know exactly why The Gamer: buddy. because he is. The Jock: hmmm. if we're talking board 'jocks'. i'm going with pooh/kudasi Biggest +1er: see, i understood this as 1 upper...like trying to 1 up so...'i'll give up my spot for you-gemini' Why Are You Like This: classic swim. i've asked several times, what happened in the before-fore. Empath: uwp. always sending out the right vibes through font. The musician: doom metal alch. he's the guitar hero...right? Artsy Fartsy: katt goddess. she's the one doing the CON circuits. lots of merch TopMod: katt because at least there's a scientific reason and pooh, because at least there's alt dimensional reason. Fuck Yo Couch: without any doubt, resonable or otherwise ~ insipid. Politician: rapatort, i am ONLY informed because of him, and i hope he'll consider being my campaign manager. XD Most Underrated: the annoying one. nobody notices those little gems he squeaks out...but i see you TAO. i see you. Biggest Weeb: jman and that poke guy. Pothead: pooh! i'm not the one with a ....*AHEM* HERBAL garden. (this year) and don't think i forgot about you molarbear. Permabanned Jackass: see...i keep thinking that nabs and bucket are the same person. so yes. Funniest Poster: seight. i know something good is happening. Wisest: mthor. because she really is the wisest owl here. most polarizing (but he's ours) : shut up scoob.

bidybidybidy beep. and this show blew the TITS off star trek! >_>

correction, of all corrections bears eat beets and BEETS BEATS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!

just merge all of his shit into one thread. IT"S ALL THE SAME THING!

smart question: why battle star galactica is SOOOOO much better than star trek?

only took 7 years, but he has mastered 'mary had a little lamb' on the steel drums.

was responsible for the renaming of zzyzx, califonia, because soda springs wasn't cutting it.

uses necco wafers as poker chips. he's been banned from most casinos in missouri.

wait...you DID make this thread... man... cut your shit. you look fucking stupid.