discolé monade

pan seared chops. sweet pea/onion, rice, mac/cheese. homemade gravy. was going to make biscuits. but entirely too humid to have an oven running.

i remember the knicks. it was 1999. they were so close. then splat. lol

will allow.

i hate to be that person. but, i won't be supporting my beloved giants. i've been a ride or die since forever. call me petty. i'd also like to submit

through the tulips

runs the largest dark web merch store: keychains shaped like peaches. but they look like butts.

hades

cranberry fluff salad.

come here and say that to mee-maw's face.

claims to be the pulse of "bollywood".

strawberry pretzel salad.

claims the woman in the scarf at the grassy knoll, was his 2nd cousin on he mother's side, twice removed.

much like his hero, johnny appleseed, he's decided on his on quest, and would like to be known as 'kudz pickle seed'

tells everyone he worked on the set of 'friends'.

did you know that a walrus's penis can meausre UP TO 18% of his body?

i'm sorry...but not really. mountain dew looks like what anti-freeze tastes like.

i want a maine coon. and a naked gato.

is still searching for man-bear-pig.

back floating passe the lifeguard lines getting caught in undertow surfing during hurricaine hugo lawn darts lighting farts yes...these are some of the things i did more to come as i can think about them OH...tried to track a fisher cat. tried to track a bear. and a buck LOL OHOH snowmobile during white out conditions damn...how am i alive. also...it's like since rick and morty, i can see the exact moment that another time line dies - because of stupid shit i did...and still do. l

has been trying to convince people to call the hair , those 2-4 little strands, at the end a dog's tail, something OTHER than dog hairs.

RON!

if you think you know something i don't know, than you know that i don't know what you think i don't know. but i do know what you didn't think i know, you know?

2 minutes asshole

i made chicken bacon avocado wraps, oven baked fries.