discolé monade

has taken to carrying dueling gloves, and will challenge any and all. so far, no takers.

see. and that's good news. you won odin. you won.

by grapthar's hammer, by the sons of warvan, he will avenge thee.

but you can blanche. you can spell. and comprehend. and type. and read. this is strike 2 since naraku's warning. 3rd times a charm, partner.

many online users took the phrase literally

he looks like his dick curves to the left.

oooh. let this be the start of something REALLY fun.

wtf have you been? that was mean. but i saw your graph. you didn't study at all this week.

and he better be relieved of duties. ffs.

started the rumour that all dogs are boys, and all cats are girls.

oh i know. clowns.

margaritas with cherries? what a fucking romper room.

is reclaiming 'members only' status.

refuses to let jorts go out of style.

still thinks he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

has written a formal letter to the NYT, which proclaims her 'emperess of the united states'.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth shared detailed plans about a military operation against the Houthis in Yemen on a second Signal group chat that included his wife, lawyer and brother, three people familiar with the chat told CNN.

i got a new pen that can write under water. it can write other words too.

oh. he did. i'm sure. And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for food. genesis 1:29

Dominus vobiscum, cui respondet multitudo: Et cum spiritu tuo.

wraps up rabbit turds in gold foil and places them in plastic easter eggs for all the wee ones to find.

likes to pretend he's gambit, makes it complete by flicking playing cards at complete strangers

he's a fucking drunk. but he's a good ole boy. he'll fall in line and be the dog that will hunt. fuck i hated every single swinging dick like this one. they are ALL the same.