discolé monade

loves taking 12 pack carboard cartons, and making GWAR helmets, while moshing to tiffany's 'i think we're alone now'

you can see the bloodshot eyes, in almost every picture. musky musk must got the good K

this one time, at band camp..... they decided that the flute was not the instrument for them.

knows EXACTLY where the bodies are buried.

was the prototype for the 6 million dollar man. the $3.50 man.....mistakes were made....lawsuits were paid out.

trained the MGM lion.

someone came to visit. iykyk.

we shall see. i have to say, there is a SHIT TON of waste in the military....so it will be interesting to see what they'll cut. i was there for the closing of mcas tustin and el toro. and that was a shit show.

in the words of the great jack skellington, "what's this? what's this?" The drop followed a report by the Washington Post that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has told top Pentagon brass to prepare to cut the U.S. defense budget by 8% each year for the next five years.

knows, unaquivocally, that mikey, did not, in fact like it. he hadn't eaten in 3 days to make the commercial. they were there to deny the poor kid food.

damn. respect = 0 damn

we are going to get pulled into this and probably israel as well. these fucks need to make money. and war=money. Zelensky says Trump living in Russian 'disinformation space'

went to a jazz club, someone yelled 'scat man scat', so he took a shit on stage.

is currently working on a puppet opera about the life and times of kid rock.

goes completely rogue when playing team building sports, running around yelling "I CAN DO IT!!!"

likes to stand in crowded spaces and turn to the person to his left and say 'did you grab my ass?', then to the right, and says, 'oh, YOU grabbed my ass' looks forward and says, 'everyone grab my ass'.

you're a chef in a 4 * , aren't you? i think you said... anyway. hell. yess. and dinner will be leftover ham and some homemade stove top mac/cheese.

it is SO weird that i don't have any flight info...ticket info. hmmmm i bet you just forgot to send it...right? right??

poses as an 'undercover boss' for applebee's. has never been a boss of an applebee's. doesn't even eat there.

America is not a dog, and does not require a “because-I-said-so” jurisprudence; or legislators who knit laws of such insulting complexity that they are heavier than chains; or a president who acts like, speaks like, and is received as a king.

and then he stated, 'isn't it ironic, don't you think? a little TOO ironic.....' , and was instantly swept back into that very awful version of 'name that tune'.

oh. look at what i did... signed up for a 2.5 hour class, that i intend to put off for much of the day. and then wonder why i still haven't put pen to paper to come up with at least a mission statement.

is addicted to midget wrestling in mac and cheese.

got a great deal on a bulk novelty item: now he goes about town walking 8 invisible dogs.