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discolé monade

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  1. Leaves, often left as low-value waste after flowers and seeds are harvested, could become raw material for larvicides. such a magical plant. just like hemp concrete, hemp bricks, hemp plastic, hemp fibers....
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  2. likes to go to the food court from time to time to announce that he took the biggest shit from eating at (he inserts a new place each time), that...well.. it was so big that when it dropped, his credit score actually dropped.
  3. DEMANDS that the burger wrapping have cheese melted to it, so that he may get to the table, gleefully open the burger, start giggling with glee to see ...[this is where he takes a deep breath, and as loud as he can...] CHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEE PAPPPPPPPPEEEEERRRRRRRR YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!! he's been banned from 32 fast food chains in 3 states.
  4. I KNEW IT!!! damn...every single time. just can't help but put his st00pid out there in font. acccttttccchhhhuuuullllly......tEnSioNs aRe hIgH....... says the guy that protests the war on cigarette smoke not having a smell.
  5. at the end of 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest' -- chief sees mcmurphy come back from the electric shock...but this time, mcmurphy isn't jumping up. that night, chief goes to mcmurphy and knows this isn't what mcmurphy would have wanted, so chief 'frees' his friend the only way he knows. then, he takes his mighty strength, pulls out the sink, and breaks through window/wall. and runs back to the safety of his people, chief is as free as mcmurphy told him he would be. every. single. time.
  6. knows how to cut you to the bone. with words. and font.
  7. or better yet, obama.
  8. dressed up one halloween as a 'cat o'nine tails' - he just KNEW the marquis de sade had NOTHING on him.... until he won best animal costume for 'my friend the octopus'.
  9. like, how you go somewhere, and it's someplace, and even though its something, like, whereever you...like go, there you are, you know.
  10. found out that SOMEONE owns an ice cream truck, and the name sounds like mode7 always thought it weird, how they would speed up, making me run after them. >_>
  11. uses a stretch armstrong...for weird things.
  12. i mean, it's like, extreme, you know?
  13. i don't know, honestly, i just have to laugh because this entire country has gone absolutely nutters.
  14. every 2nd tuesday, at 0500, he raises his window, and, with all his might, proclaims "IT'S ERECTOR SET DAY!!!!"
  15. uses a pasta ladle to scratch ...weird places.
  16. well...that'll stop 'em. Trump told Israel not to kill Iran's supreme leader
  17. ^ i would say the latter
  18. LARPs Stuart skits from Mad TV, while getting his mail, as the neighbors get home from work, gleefully skipping and yelling "LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!!!"
  19. sings doo wop tunes, wearing a 'lone wolf' letterman jacket, standing outside the local soda shop.
  20. not this one. i dont' think you want to do that. i'm down for taking the little ones to learn about their right to peaceful assembly. the last one was a BLM for a slain black man killed by a local deputy couple years back. had ypipo on a roof with their rifles, looking like the racist assholes they were, but i knew that particular march WOULD be peaceful. my gran had a very nice stroller ride. 'no kings'..... i don't think i would chance it.
  21. oh....i don't. desert sheild/storm was a babysitting duty for the oil fields. catered by chaney and the boys. (except usmc-was not allowed to accept anything from corporate sponsorship, like the plastic water bottles) mostly.
  22. then how will 47, musky musk and the rest of the funky bunch get richer. it's desert shield, 3.0, in the making. watch.
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