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discolé monade

discolemonade
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Everything posted by discolé monade

  1. is really into solo tug-of-war. it is something to behold.
  2. is coordinating with the penguins of heard island in an all out aerial assualt to answer #47 tariff hikes. it's teaching them to fly the mig-25 foxbat. their little flipper wing arms can't grasp the shift.
  3. tried out for road rules. almost got if, had it not been for that meddling miz.
  4. has used a kazoo for varyijng reasons. you do the math
  5. how, hai are ya?
  6. sells jim ross' bbq sauce out of his van, down by the river.
  7. has a poster of 'big worm' in his judas chair room.
  8. will only accept chocolate chip cookies with an odd number of chips above 11
  9. is the one that fooled mother nature. (iykyk)
  10. knows damn well that is every pack of fruitstripe gum.
  11. knows at least 436 tricks with doublemint gum and it's wrappers.
  12. knows damn well, he perfected the pacterd toaster chop.
  13. follows behind me, wearing a top hat, shouting "MERRY BIRTHYEAR!!"
  14. backpacked through the english countryside, only to be attacked by a werewolf in a deserted plot of land.
  15. that one will always stay with me. and you're thinking of....the guy with the mustache. been in every pixar movie ever made. piggy...roxenburger?
  16. also likes to pretend he owns a jail cell in the middle of the atlantic ocean.
  17. bar: norm! woody: how's it going mr peterson? norm: it's a dog eat dog world out there, and i'm wearing milk bone flavored underwear.
  18. every item he has, that requires a password, he uses supercalafragilisticexpialadoscious123!
  19. *dons exquisite tin-foil fascinator* i absolutely agree with PB . rfk jr. announcing a war on chronic diseases. would long covid be considered a chronic disease?
  20. he is ALWAYS touching women. and he CLEARLY will not take a hint. i cringed for her. such hypocrisy. and to pander to her "iT's NoT eAsY tO sPeAk iN pUbLic" --- yeah...that was the problem, there, 47.
  21. likes to film people attempting to parallel park.
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