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oh. look at what i did... signed up for a 2.5 hour class, that i intend to put off for much of the day. and then wonder why i still haven't put pen to paper to come up with at least a mission statement.

is addicted to midget wrestling in mac and cheese.

got a great deal on a bulk novelty item: now he goes about town walking 8 invisible dogs.

ok. ok. the summer of 1975 was the year i learned to swim, in the ocean, after seeing the movie jaws, at a drive in, in ocean city, md. the parental unit carried me out in the ocean on he neck, like a piggy back thing...as the wave rolled by he tossed me. i was in 2nd grade (?)* it's actually funny....sort of in a dark twisted way.

didn't realize they were trapped in the wrong version of 'name that tune'.

oh...she definately knows that girls just wanna' have fun.

it's just like she told you, only the lonely can play.

after typing it out...it was more sad, than funny.

awww. is too kind for words. but also plays air guitar to weird al songs.

there's a lot of cocaine in that picture.

is the only working mime.....that talks.

once upon a time, in mexico, he was recruited by a CIA agent, to take out a corrupt mexican army officer, who was hired by a mexican drug lord, to assassinate the mexican president.

mille bornes

LMAO...bubby hears this and goes " OHHH IT'S THE CRAB RAVE" and starts to ...rave? lol

directed the video "nobody speak"

shut up scoob.

excellent show. also, may i recomment 'carol, and the end of the world' you're welcome.

baking a ham, with a honey, brown sugar, mustard glaze and fresh pineapple,. oven garlic fries, not entirely sure what veggie, probably green beans. and i'm going to whip up some meringue cookies with clove, and lemon-for someone.

tried to start a pyramid scam, but didn't quite get the concept. if you wander around in the thick of the mojave desert, you may find a very poorly attempted, 1:1 pyramid.

at his last job interview, he insisted he get arbor day off, and wanted to know their policy for grand-parents day.

is currently the leader of a rag tag group of street urchins...pickpocketing their way through the streets of london.

so that way, when it fails, he'll claim he's the 2nd coming, while wearing a maxi pad on the other ear.

knows that little tidbit, because he, too, uses the control stick to......