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discolé monade

discolemonade
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  1. haven't even seen it yet.
  2. showoff
  3. with cornbread
  4. honestly, i don't even want one. however, 'resident evil 8' is ONLY being released on ps5, which sucks.
  5. because i sure could use a team.
  6. bob's big boy. burger chef and jeff. a&w killer pizza from mars
  7. garnstudio.com
  8. a nun goes to confessional: 'father forgive me, for i have sinned. i have seen a man's penis' priest: pray at the fountain of holy water, and say 10 hail mary's a 2nd nun goes to confessional: 'father forgive me for i have sinned. i have touched a man's penis' priest: wash your hands at the fountain of holy water, and say 10 hail mary's. while the 2 sisters are performing their contritions, a 3rd nun walks in and says. 'move over sister, i have to gargle'.
  9. no....THIS is a joke. so a sailor gets shore leave, and heard about a local whore house that was pretty cheap. and since he was all but broke, decided to head on down. he asks for the cheapest lady, and the madame sends him up to scabby scarlet. so....they get down to business, but the sailor says. 'i'm sorry but you are really rough down there, sort of hurting my dick' she says 'alright, hold on' goes to the bathroom...comes back a few minutes later. well...they get to it, and he just is loving it. going at it REAL good. he finishes up, and gets dressed, looks over to her and says, 'i have to admit, after you went to the bathroom, that was the best sex i've ever had. she says, 'yeah...that's what all the boys say after i pick out the scabs'
  10. it's ass cancer
  11. feinelly, sumoune geits mee.
  12. happy day of birth!!
  13. fucking people. people that use obtuse words. people that don't wear masks. people that are cruel to animals.
  14. look at you typing like you dropped your schtick. good for you pal.
  15. oh wow. but not surprised.
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