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The only good thing about those is that 'Garbage Pail Kids' started trending for the first time in forever.

Each one of those will be photoshopped with dicks in the hands in less than 24 hours [ if it hasn't already happened ]

Considering their official version of McD's is literally called 'Tasty & That's It', I would guess that Holiday Inn translates to 'Clean Bed & Clean Food'.

It's what she calls the bug spray she uses on her crotch.

I love the name though. Tasty & that's it.

I said it before and I'll say it again. It's four Carens and a Poodle in a Jackass suit.

Dick on a Breadstick. I will ruin you, Olive Garden!

HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP.

At least once a week for the last few years. 😂😂😂 They used to send stickers. Cheap basterds don't send Jack now.

If you knew what that tail did, you'd cheer kitty on.

Spank you one, spank you all! I had the free Mexican food, the free coffee from Caribou, and the free intestinal rupturing from the free Mexican food and free coffee. I got to enjoy a show this morning of someone chasing someone else down with their car [ I think he got away...it wasn't in the news at least ] as well as having a very slight vasovagal syncope at work because it's been a while. Waiting patiently for some Toonami before another nap. I also got this in the mail today. And it's signed, naturally. :)

This is how the robots take over. Bender-babies.

Yep, Cosby has an official real doctorate in education that probably can never be revoked. He's got a ton of honorary doctorates from various universities that could be revoked but considering both his age and his being mostly out of the public eye at this point, even if any of them were to be revoked, it probably wouldn't register with anyone - he'd still be entitled to the 'Doctor' title.

Someone should make a Wine Tours list of all the boutique experiences she HASN'T gone on yet and use that as a countdown to when she'll leave office since it seems like she's been more into boutique experiences than actual government work.

The last time a dick got this much attention, it was Vipers.

Fun Fact time! My office line has an unlisted line that occasionally rings through because someone somewhere mis-dialed a real number and got me. And since it's not a 'real' line, I would play with it sometimes. By saying 'Hello' in a Mac voice. Over and over and over and over again with just enough of a pause for them to think they might have reached someone only to have that 'Hello' in the same monotone repeat. I once had some idiot pounding their phone buttons and yelling 'REPRESENTATIVE!' for about 5 minutes because they refused to believe that they had either dialed the wrong number or that the 'friend' had deliberately given them a wrong number that led to a dead line. It hasn't happened for a while now. I think word got out.

Considering the degeneration of his ability to read and comprehend, he probably thought it was rigging erections. Which...would be a fair take on that then. Gross and sad but fair.

I like a good belch but don't care for the aftertaste of burnt cherry of which there was plenty. I'm waiting for the inevitable counter-dick pics from Dumpy Methhead Jr. You know he's just twitching in a corner somewhere because the most famous dick pics [ of this month anyway ] are courtesy of "HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP" .

Russia got this Dirty Harry porn star wannabe with his decade-dead arms info. GUN CONTROL

When your idea of acceptable discourse is to promote hatred, violence, conspiracy theories that include but aren't limited to taking intestine-shredding dewormer for covid, everyone is a pedophile [ except for the ones in the news that actually are pedophiles ] and any election your guy doesn't win is immediately stolen requiring armed jackasses to storm the capital and build a gallows, then you can't possibly cry about your crap being punted from a service. If you actively shit yourself on a daily basis, you can't complain when no one lets you sit in the room with them. Hunter Biden's precious laptop was DICK PICS. Feel free to suck thoroughly on that revelation. It's this generation's 'Al Capone's Vault' and it's all on you and yours.

Bad attempt at a flex since Cheet-O deliberately used his own personal phone for government 'work', deleted large chunks of anything and everything, denied those tasked to record his meetings access whenever he felt like it [ including that little closed meeting with Putin right before he went on the air to throw OUR intelligence agencies under the bus in favor of 'he said he didn't do it and that's all that matter' crap ], used encrypted messaging services favored by white supremists, illegal militias, racists, and other 'very special people' in order to NOT have things on the record, and he and his own family used personal servers after all that shitting about personal servers. And that's just off the top of my head while I burp my way through this weird Pepsi-Cola soda shop impulse buy.

As long as you and yours don't publicly slam a shitheel for demanding the termination of the Constitution and the immediate installation of said shitheel into office, you can say nothing about whether someone does or doesn't 'hate' America. Much like most of the dictionary, you don't know what that word means anymore either.

Nothing safer than a storage unit in Florida. Just ask any serial killer with a fridge fetish or the cast of 'Storage Wars' which...has yet to find a body that I know of and that angers me.

A vote for Walker was the GOP equivalent of 'I have a black friend so anything I say is going to be fine for as long as I can milk this'.

I trust that even the most desperate of gays in the gay community would have better taste than Beanie Baby.