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katt_goddess

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  1. Would you like to borrow my 'Escape from New York' movie-grade eye patch? Drumpf dared them to release more info, they called his bluff and now his huggies are overflowing because the info released isn't doing him any favors at all.
  2. You are talking about the same people who thump the christian bibble and the Constitution but have read neither and think that an AK-anything is a 'sporting' rifle. If your 'sporting' rifle turns a deer into pink mist, it's not a sporting rifle.
  3. Considering the literacy levels involved, he rates one of those 'Little Free Libraries' people put in their front yards. It would be stuffed full of clippings of himself as well as copies of that fake Time magazine cover he had photoshopped and on display at Mar-a-Lago.
  4. Most of the stuff I make tends to be released at Dragon Con as free swags at the People's Republic of Venture booth. Ex. Henchpins. Lots and lots of those damn things. I also had a very very limited amount of them that were done with Swarovski crystals for eyes and mounted on velvet display cards. I show these because they were low-key hand-outs last year - no booth so just found fans or fans found me. I also have enamel tie tacks. The details are painted using a cat whisker. I maybe do something about every other year since they do take a lot of time to do but I've currently got the equivalent of 3 year's worth of tie tack build-up because I was bored. Mostly VB since that's the fandom but I've also done pokeballs, FishCenter fish and last year was a low-key release of a R&M themed tack to go along with the Slut Dragons. Quarter for scale. The Mini Portals are blacklight reactive. Sluts. I can't sell them myself due to contract but I made sure that I can give them away at the Con. There is a new big item being released this year that I can't post yet. I'm also the idiot that made the Meatwad lunchbox a thousand years ago. I had a series of VB lunchboxes done that were all given away my second or third year at Dragon Con. I've been meaning to revisit them since I've gotten slightly better at them over the years and found a better sealer to preserve things. Summary - I get bored easily and when I do, I do weird things. Usually with puff paints.
  5. Hate to break it to them, but rosaries do nothing for absolute evil. I burst into flames if I'm caught out in the sunlight for too long but I can handle those stupid things all day any day without so much as a rash from the usually cheap metal paint. And they are a rip-off of those 'horrible heathen' malas used by Buddhists. Just malas with murder manikins hanging from them. Summary - I could fart in a tuperware container and slap a cross sticker on it and someone would buy it. Slap a cross made of guns sticker on it and it would be a best seller.
  6. Finally got a new kitchen trash can because the one I had was 20 years old and let you know every time you opened it. Flippy top one. I put googly eyes on the lid. About a week in, I'm wondering why the kitchen is a bigger stink festival than it usually is [ litter box is by the work table in the kitchen ] . Turns out without a closing seal which the flippy doesn't have, all stinks in there are free to breath especially the mushy foods bitchcakes doesn't touch at the end of the day. Googly-eye dumpster has halitosis. >.< I have a new kitchen dumpster being delivered next week. -.-: I'm putting the googly eyes on it.
  7. Real answer - call the cops and just report there's a strange van outside your neighbors and you are worried about them and would like a wellness check. If they tell you they already know about it and to not worry, they just outed the FBI van. Change your WiFi name to 'GetOffMyLawnFBIVan' and see how long they sit on your internets before moving. Fun answer - make a sign that says 'Free Candy and Puppies` and stick it on the van on the side facing the street. Those attract cops almost as fast as a sign saying 'Free Donuts'.
  8. You are talking about the same group that punted a completed Batgirl movie for the tax write-off rather than release it in any form at even the hint of a loss. I have no idea how far things have gotten with the movie. All I can say for certain so far is that no one from the series is currently listed as a guest at Dragon Con this year. Doc was still recovering from back surgery in 2019 but promised via phone call that he'd totally be there in 2020...then 2020 happened. He couldn't make it last year because the current potential levels of covid were too high for him to safely scoot about the Con. It wouldn't the first time any of them just showed up and wandered around to see if anyone noticed them [ Jackson did that the second year I was there - just showed up and snuck up behind cosplayers ] but when not even Dana Snyder is on the lists, something is going on.
  9. ^^^ This. This right here is why I haven't hooked up the FireCube yet. I swear way too much when I'm stressed and that includes cussing out the electronics. FireCube will find a way to kill me in my sleep if I forget to be polite.
  10. If he shared love letters and private conversations with dictators while destroying and hiding classified documents and attempting to stay in power by force in a democracy, by all means show your work. Otherwise, shut it or I'll eat a salad and use the toilet on the plane as it flies over your state.
  11. It counts if you walk into them yourself. I cite dealing with drunk frat dudes that would get into fist fights with trees because pukezilla took a header into a trunk.
  12. Since this could be relevant and I'm not going to either bump the old thread or port it in here when this thread works, re-posting this link - https://chng.it/2JgN7Svmmx It's a link to a Change.Org petition to save the Venture Bros. It was originally started when the series was unceremoniously cancelled despite being on an active contract. Then the 'movie' was announced to tie-up all the loose ends [ personal theory - something had to be done otherwise there would have been a massive breach of contract going on ] so the petition sort of limbo'd itself. Now with all the purging going on which includes pitching stuff that was almost completed or even completed but not yet released, there's a possibility that the Venture Bros project could get punted so the petition is active again. Click or don't. I think clicking auto-signs you [ I don't want anyone to click something they don't feel like supporting after all whereas I've clicked the shit out of it ] but at least y'all know what's going on with that. -.-;
  13. The only good thing about that is that if I'm remembering correctly, that horror is the reason for the release of a Sailor Moon Cycle for use with the 6 inch dolls. One of the rarest and weirdest of the releases since it tied in to absolutely nothing in either the manga or the anime. I haz one. <.< >.>
  14. https://youtu.be/a6iW-8xPw3k
  15. Pussyfoot is best cartoon kitten. Prove me wrong.
  16. I grew up in the middle of nowhere near the Canadian border. I spent as much of my time as I could running in the woods, swamps, and meadows with all the wildlife like the feral creature I am. If you wanted me, I was probably deep in the woods somewhere, up a tree, reading a book and surrounded by cats who also decided to hang out in a tree. As long as there was plenty of shade, I was fine. Now I live in a city environment. Photo-sensitive, I tend to only be outside early in the mornings before the sun can really start to cause damage in order to get a little fresh air while reading. There is a tree outside my window that I sometimes sit under on my day off to relax but it's currently relaxing a giant ditch-witch so that's out. I bike everywhere so that probably counts but otherwise I prefer the indoors. That's where all my crap is. I am not the person to go camping with. My body temp drops really fast once I'm asleep and more than once people have panicked because I was cold and not moving in the morning. I'm just hibernating, leave me alone.
  17. Thank you for that but don't necessarily fear for me. Fear for the thin-skin that decides to get in my face. I've outlived everyone that's ever physically hit me and I've reached that point where if I have to defend myself from some jackass that thinks I'm a soft target, I might not bother to hold my punches. The last thing they want is to be telling their cellies that they got their ass whupped by some old grandma in a 'Weird Al' t-shirt.
  18. But seriously, let the hater have his thread about hating the first female Vice President because eventually he will post something too stupid to live all by his lonesome. His continuous inability to actually answer any legit questions is proof enough of that.
  19. Hillary Clinton used a personal server for shit [ which...turns out a butt-ton of people on both sides were freely doing because there was no law against it at the time and that certain members of Crybaby's staff were also doing during their actual time at the WH ] and the very idea of thousands of e-mails sends nutjobs screaming for blood. Judging from my daily e-mail dump, 10,000 of those were from Publisher's Clearinghouse and about half of the remainders were an even split from Hot Topic, Best Buy and Lane Bryant. King Crybaby - someone known to skip meetings and refuse to deal with daily briefings while in office - literally steals boxes upon boxes of classified files on the way out, apparently was flashing some to various visitors as war trophies of how awesome he is, was asked to return all the shit, refused, and got his tax-evading golf home raided. The same people who wanted to 'lock her up' are now screaming and crying and declaring civil war over someone who actively stole state secrets and would chase out those tasked with recording his activities whenever he felt like it - like while having a chat with Putin and when he was hangry-pacing in the WH on Jan 6th. Can't wait for all those warriors to put the tires back on their homes and try to move to Mar-a-Lago to circle their king.
  20. Sounds like she's mad at circumcisions. Who wants to send her a bag of those sugar-free Haribo gummi bears to make her feel better about her shitty choice in one night stands?
  21. Tag me in your drama again, I'll punt you.
  22. Left the posts telling a certain someone to stop following people around. You have access to a Club for whatever reason, go be a dingus in there. And this whole thread is dripping with cocaine. Frickin' Lindell and Jackass Junior should be put in a cage on PPV to see which will levitate first for a baggie hanging from the ceiling.
  23. I really need to do my own measurements instead of going by the pic when getting shit online. Need a new litter box for my senior kitty. Something her fat ass can basically walk into instead of stepping over into because some days her bones hurt too much for that. Saw one on Chewy as an XL senior litter box. Photo of a cat stepping out of it, kind of big but not outrageously so so I ordered it. Didn't double check the measurements, just trusted the pic. That damn cat must have been part liger. It's big enough for a shetland pony to shit in. -.-;
  24. No one should be proud of a constituency that needs to have basic words re-defined for them by Fake News shills so their fee-fees aren't hurt and their world doesn't crumble.
  25. Meh, it's not really talk to me. Dingus has the right to fly his stupid all over the place, I have the right to flip him off because his driving is erratic, and those flags aren't helping his case. I also have the right to defend myself if dingus or any of dingus' friends try to mess with me because they think I'm a soft target and a soft target will somehow get them into Golden Fraud Heaven. And now, I don't have to feel like I need to hold back. And now I'm laughing way too much at the little comment on the bottom of the thing Sawdy just linked...'Republican candidate says Donald Trump and Ron DeSantis have 'big d*** energy' ' ... Yeah...'dork' energy.
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