katt_goddess

Holy crap, you are all mandated to watch the frickin' Venture Brothers. All the seasons AND the movie.

Stop posting your fetish porns, Packard. You've officially bored everyone and that says something in this crowd.

*actually has a full weekend off I'm going to get so much done this weekend! Also me *farts the weekend away by taking a nap and sitting in front of the computer for hours at a time

Top 5 Places My Kitten Has Farted On In The Last 3 Days [ no particular order ] - The litterbox My pillow In her play tunnel The top of the popcorn tin My chest

E-mail yesterday that packages would be delivered today. Get home, no packages. Check the office and no packages there. That's fine, the weather around here tends to slow things down anyway. Check e-mails. Message that both boxes have been delivered with a photo of them both sitting on my doormat in the hallway. Some fuckwit stole my packages. There are now notices plastered on all the exits and my door demanding them back because they are frickin' presents for a child [ my 2 year old nephew to be exact ] and calling them an asshole. Let's see if anything shakes loose. And if it turns out to be the creep across the hall, I'm getting him evicted.

Slipped on the ice and landed extra hard today. Slowly locking up now and the delayed bruises are starting to bloom from ankle to ass to shoulder blade. Tomorrow is going to be extra fun at work. -.-;

I hate popular items. Ordered 3 of those Harry Potter mini potion kits. Got...2 mini potion kits and a weird Harry Potter mystery plush-in-a-ball that I know is cheaper than those potion balls. The balls don't even look the same. And they are once again completely out so I had to opt for a refund on one. They are already getting way the hell too much but this would have been random and fun.

Finished up the gift ordering, warned them that things will show up as they show up [ the littles are pretty chill about waiting because they know their Auntie Strange is going to send something good ]. Spent too much, want to go to the bookstore for 'self-care' but should probably wait until pay day [ I've also temp-covered the store's holiday catering too so yeah, I hate my credit card bill right now ]. Then an oops. Little #2 forgot to ask for art tablets for all the art supplies she is hoping to get. I don't wanna shop anymore. -.-; I just want a vacation.

Working on better pics for some things.

So, Drumpf voters and his Trumplicans. Got it.

That is a form of grooming. Two cats that are friends will clean each others faces so cleaning their favorite hooman is the same thing. I think tuxies are particularly into grooming their hoomans because Potato Bug likes to pull on the hair on the top of my head which I've never had a cat do. She hasn't gone full face licking yet but she does get extra affectionate in the early morning when she wants to be snuggly right in my face.

Not going to lie, I tried to win that stupid thing. It was an impression contest that I got up the courage to do in the middle of the night after I got back from Atlanta and I never heard anything again. My revenge is going to be creating a Muppet Billy and wreaking havoc on drunks in Atlanta!

Potato Bug rant [ dictated not read ] : I waited in the hall. It was the right time and you weren't there. I yelled a lot but you still didn't show up. It got late and dark. You finally came home and I could smell the foods on you but you didn't have any foods for me?!! I am the small and precious! I could have died of no foods! And now I am going to scream in the hallway at top volume for a bit so you know that I am very very angry and will continue to hate you until I see something shiny. Translation - I stopped for hatchday noms at a nearby Mexican restaurant after work and grabbed a free coffee at Caribou while I was at it, making me exactly 1 hour 15 minutes later getting home. And the Bug is livid. I'm just waiting for the 5 pound uncovered shit-mountain she's going to leave in the box later out of spite.

Spank you spank you very much! I'm soooo old. And I'm sooo full of seafood enchilada.

To be fair, that looks like a stub-nosed snapper and you will lose a finger trying to pick it up. Plus, some states have laws about molesting/moving wildlife so figuring out what to do with it without getting in trouble can be a real pain.

WTF is wrong with her THUMBS? And the left arm has snake bones in it. The chalk is actually rolled turds. Parts of the stuff on the chalkboard looks like it was pulled in pieces from the Lemegeton Clavicula Salomonis and a newspaper horoscope.

JC Penny.

I pick up fast food because screw it, I'm tired. I play it smart - I also stop at the natural pet food store and get a couple of cans of mushies for the Bug so she'll leave me alone and not steal all the damn fries. *glorps out the mushies. She is ecstatic. *sits down and opens up the bag of DQ and goes for the first bite. kitten: YOU HAZ FOODZ 2??? FRIES!!!!! *commences wacky waving inflatable tube-kitten dance

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow. Unless we are given tasers and allowed to put a big sign in the window warning that Waffle House Rules are now in effect.

A tariff is a tax set by the government that picks your damn pocket, you gelatinous ooze. It's a border tax that will be added to everything imported in whole or in part and once that gets going, there will be little to nothing stopping the current crop of price gougers that got away with it before from also jacking up everything else 'just to keep up'.

To be fair, it doesn't exactly take much to get the crap out of you. Bazinga. Only the finest people ride the bus because only the finest people have that $1.50 to blow on a trip about town.

The Swedish Chef on what frickin' planet? It's more like Wing-ding took a dump on the pretend Japanese script of a toddler.

Don't f-ing google that. And Insipid - don't you dare. Not even behind a spoiler. That's toaster oven pork chop levels of gross and we've already had that. >.<

I think you should not be allowed to use AI generated images if you don't even know how they actually work to create those 'not in my bedroom' images.