katt_goddess

I swear...that thread...

I'm not sure if you can just change your entire name to a single name [ even most celebrities known by a single name have a last name that no one uses ] . But you can legally change your name to whatever you want if you file the proper forms and pay the proper fees.

I tend to play the 'tamer' games as a rule. Mario and Zelda type things, occasionally pokemon just because it has variations and you can ignore the crap out of it forever and still be able to pick it up and again without really missing a beat. I think the first time I came across a giant squid in 'Windwalker' though. It popped up behind me and I had the rumble-pack on so the controller went insane before I even saw anything. Scared the crap out of me.

A hole opens up in the fabric of space and time leading to another poorly thought out sci-fi movie. Do you really want another Sharknado?

Jealousy. Ignore them. It'll drive them crazy.

She's standing right behind you as you type, isn't she? <.< >.> *runs!

it. has. a. TOY. Do not mock short people. We are closer to your shins and anything else we care to kick than you'd ever want someone to be.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's lying about his height since we've already seen photos of him blobbing out on buses. The back of the seat is often above his head. You will reach to the back of the dang milk fridge for that bottle of strawberry milk hiding back there! THE BREAD LASSO DOESN'T WORK IN THE MILK FRIDGE!

5'5" on a good day, usually 5'4" otherwise. Still waiting for that growth spurt. Any day now. I'm drinking milk! I want to reach things on the top shelves at grocery stores without having to whip a loaf of bread at it in the hopes of knocking shit down!

That tracker and blinker fluid are the two big ones that people never talk about.

You wish. I have a stupid little tinsel tree I put up for yule and I pile little stuffed crabs around the bottom of it. And right in the center of it is a Handbanana ornament from ATHF.

Lies and slander. <.< >.>

Holy gawds damnit. >.< Either get a cheap, thin bedsheet that you'll fold in half or a few cheap pillow cases that you can quick stitch together to make a vague comfort strip the length of your frickin' bed. Sprinkle a generous amount of dried lavender, dried rosemary, and [ slightly less amount of ] dried eucalyptus inside the folded sheet or the different pillow pockets and sew the edge[ s ] shut to form a basically huge but flat dream pillow / comforter and put that on your mattress under the fitted sheet [ if you use one of those ] . Do not sleep directly on it because rosemary likes to poke through cloth if given the chance so you'll need a layer or two yourself from it but the scent will go into all the blankets. It'll form a barrier between you and the bloody bastards and potentially purge them from wherever you settle this herbal settee. So gross. And now I'm all itchy.

So B&

Since you are ok, I can post this with little guilt

Forum translator - We are all feral here and any thread made has the potential to become a rollercoaster through a fun house. It's possible for a serious thread to stay serious depending on the topic but most of us have had decades of honing the Arts & Crafts of the Asshat on a previous forum. Trust me, you'll figure out all the jokes since they just keep repeating.

So is zeni. Perfect match!

We drove by an Arby's, I started projectile vomiting out the window. I was asked what was wrong and all I could say was 'fugg's...boards...spoiler tag...NEEDS MORE SPOILER TAG' . And now they are here.

Go forth and brew! Except the zeni which we all know is a can of warm PBR that's been stuck in his pants all day.

Actually, this is totally an inside joke between us.

Oh and for the record, yes, a legit real new person. Seriously. Not a former [ asmb ] anything. Be afraid people. Be very afraid.

Took me a moment. I had to think 'which weirdo did I mention this place to again' . And then I remembered the plastic egg full of fake cat poo sitting on my kitchen counter. Yep, cover your butt around here. People can get weird.

ALL THE ABUSE! BWHAHAHA! I swear I should just print out that thing and post it in my kitchen right on the fridge. The fridge is usually empty but still, I wouldn't notice how empty after seeing that food-abortion in undead color on the door.