katt_goddess

I hate not being able to nap. I wanted a nap. I tried to nap. I couldn't nap. I couldn't find a position that doesn't hurt and now I just know I'm going to end up falling asleep sitting up before Toonami even starts. I start a week long bedrest highly recommended staycation today. Lots of rest, lots of stress-free anythings, yucky little pills twice a day, and at least one PT appointment. All I wanted was a nap before animes and now I'm cranky. #first world problems.

Porn. Horrible pics of food and why the person who does that to food is worse than Hitler. Wet t-shirt contest where only hot board members are allowed to enter. So far, no one is qualified although AdminPat really did appear to try. And I think someone found a tinkerbell keychain and a box of Smurfberry Crunch in their couch cushions and is trying to figure out how the keychain got in there.

I think he was also realfolkblues .

I don't hate older cats, I just hate the giant smells they make in the litter box [ RAK-RAK YOU STINK RIGHT NOW! OH MY GAWD I BET PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET CAN SMELL YOU RIGHT NOW! PEW MONSTER ] It's just with kittens you can hold more of them at the same time.

Those people have never been owned by a cat. Check for bugs. It was probably a bug and she didn't want you near it but couldn't reach it herself so she went for the 'PLAY WITH ME OR DIE' death stare. Meanwhile, I'm off to try going to bed myself where a ginormous tabby has swirled up all the blankets and is nesting. I just looked in there and she has ALL the blankets bunched up in a lump and she's not budging.

Not prying so don't need specifics, but do you have any health issues? Some kitties can alert to changes in their hoomans health and will act up accordingly. There's also the possibility that there was a really gross spider lurking in the area and kitty wanted you up and away from it because kitty couldn't reach it to kill it. 'sha once went ballistic when I got home and wouldn't let me near the living room light to turn it on so I had to turn on the kitchen light instead - turns out there was a bee in the lampshade that would have stung me if I had put my hand in there. Highly allergic to those damn things so she likely saved my life by being such an annoying cuss that night. If you haven't already, maybe check out all the corners in your bedroom and see if anything is creeping in a corner that would make a defensive kitty.

Kittens. Coffees. Books. Books. More Books. ...I'm going to the used bookstore next Tuesday...I am their version of Puxatawny Phil.

Pretty sure your toilet is the new gateway to hell now.

No one. You're asexual and made this thread. I'm asexual and I go into threads like these and go 'EWWWWWWWWW' because icky and gross.

EWWWWWWW

It was -45'F this morning on the walk to my doctor's appointment and by the time I was heading home, it was -55'F. -.-; I just reheated my microwavable lavender sock thingie but still cold.

The resident dumbass [redacted] the roach replied to me deliberately about how R.o.D. sucks and I ignored it. Hence the whole 'sempai not noticing him' .

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I'm cold.

Sempai didn't notice the roach because sempai was reading a book.

I went to bed with that episode playing in the background. It gets repeated a lot at work.

Rak-rak is also officially on their 'bad cat' list at the vets after she tried to kill a couple of techs when she had a bladder infection and ended up in such a temper tantrum she couldn't even recognize me. Had to use my leather hat to hold the carrier handle and she still tried to go through it. I get pills and pheromones to dose the crap out of her with the night before and the morning of [by vet request] and we are put immediately in a closed room all by ourselves when we get there so she doesn't try to kill any of the other pets [or slow moving vet tech ]. I have to call them to schedule her next wellness check-up and booster shots at some point this week. I can almost hear them crying now.

Oh yeah, some are REALLY territorial. Mine has attacked a few people including the maintenance guys and at least a couple of fire marshals for daring to enter the apartment when I'm not around. It's the main reason that they installed heavy duty rubber strips on the bottom of my outer door - so she wouldn't be able to reach out into the hallway and power-saw through anyone's ankles if she was feeling pissy.

Sweet! I love the accidental double-claw grabs. Now while the app may be free, just how much are you getting charged to actually play this thing. I ask out of general curiosity because I'm not getting the app. I used to give away my claw prizes to trick-or-treaters ages ago but they don't go door-to-door anymore around here so there's no point.

Dude, this is a pic of salt water taffy. They f-ing rule. Especially the peppermint and watermelon ones. I think you are thinking of those peanut butter kiss things which are often mediocre and stale out fast.

Boom-yummy. But only said with a very specific inflection.

Utah already has that and it's about as pretty as trailer park skids hanging off a porch to dry. Just say no to state sponsored underpants. The WalMart 6-pack o panties works just fine.