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2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
katt_goddess replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
A black-listed republican is just someone who said a bad thing about Cheezit Crust. Of which there are plenty. I'd say release it but at the same time I don't know if it's fair to do so to the actual victim should there be one. Unless they consent to being outed in such a horrible manner [ frickin' video of some gross piss-smelling loser sexually assaulting them at an event ], it would feel like yet another assault. -
2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
katt_goddess replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
The trouble with that is knowing who it is, that could very easily be real. But the NoT a CuLt people would still scream that it's totally a fake and/or whoever dares to step forward saying it's real is some sort of crisis actor worthy of death threats. Also, everything is 'election interference' anyway. Gotta get that tattoo'd into the brains of enough of the blunt skulls to start another riot. -
rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen
katt_goddess replied to mthor's topic in General Discussion
Two words - 'air horn'. Many many years ago, I had to deal with the type of upstairs neighbors who just had to jump up and down on their bed really really loudly. One night I was in the living room watching [ as ] while that noise was going on and [ as ] ran a bump with a really LOUD air horn moment. They fell off the bed mid-jump. And I never heard those noises again. So, air horn. Get one. Dollar tree has them and you only need one good blast to get the point across. * * * The kitten should be able to take off the onesie permanently Saturday but it feels like she has a little lump going on under there and now I'm worried that she's been able to do herself damage the last couple of times she managed to take it off herself and go crazy with the licking. But if I take it off to get a good look, she's going to run for it because she's stircrazy from not being able to really run and jump right now. -.-; -
2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
katt_goddess replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
And definitely not because the Russian money isn't happening anymore. -
What did they expect when people are forced to carry to birth everything including something that can't live for more than a day due to things like genetic abnormalities. Get rid of it while it's a pile of easily removable tissue? No! It's a baby already! It needs to LIVE! Give birth in 9 months to that same thing that will now scream in pain for three hours until what's left of it's heart expires? Not my problem anymore, here's your hospital bill and the rates for the local undertakers. And don't tell me about your mental health issues from the ordeal because I have to go scream at teenagers and rape victims at the local Planned Parenthood.
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Yes. Completely disregard that they constantly declare that places like hospitals are the secret manhole covers for massive underground mansions full of terrorists rolling around nekid in piles of money in order to bomb said hospitals full of civilians flat and cry that it's not a war crime, it's fighting crime!
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I only get to play which damn kind I'll find in the shower first - black/brown carpet weaver bastard or gross slenderman cellar dweller bastard. The only war trophies are whatever is left of them embedded in the wall.
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2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
katt_goddess replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
Dumpster can't speak such a name. He'd burst into flames. -
Do they still have lickable stamps in Russia or has the entire world gone sticker? Only partially joking. I remember that some stamps had a really thick coat of lick-n-stick back in the day.
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The Spider Clan knows damn well the treaty specifically states stay outside or I will bring the Hammer of Thor* down on you. *Hammer of Thor varies based on what is the nearest thing to whip at it. Shoes. Slippers. Fly swatter. Toilet plunger.
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For better or worse, I do love the link title when you hover over this. 'Window Cancer Suicide' sounds like a very contagious disease... in Russia.
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2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
katt_goddess replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
I saw that on the frickin' world news earlier. Then again, a Ken doll has a bigger piece than Von Shitzinpantz so take his reports with a grain of stolen McD's salt. -
2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
katt_goddess replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
Someone want to check ebay to see if there are any half-licked McD's fries for sale? -
2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
katt_goddess replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
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2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
katt_goddess replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
Texas has Lyin' & Flyin' Cruz whose bullying shit caused one of his own kids to try to commit suicide and was right there pimping for that Jan 6th mob...until he had to go run for his life too. Florida has Slender Man who made his money overseeing the largest Medicare fraud [ over a billion, that's 'BILLION' with a B ] in history. Montana's Sheehy was caught telling the Native population to go back where they came from. But yes, please, tell me how keeping literally any of those in positions of power is good for America. -
It's the Dumpster way. 'Beautiful beachfront property coming soon...' - Kushner
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I've busted at least 3 of those pedometers so I don't bother with them anymore. I bike or walk everywhere possible. I've asked for a taser and a segway for work but so far, no luck.
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He's already pointblank said what he'd do to end the war and bring peace to that entire part of the world - cut off all aid to Ukraine and let Putin take everything. Putin must tell him he's a pretty boy every time they talk.
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Here's some 'breaking news' for the you. Netanyahu is still refusing to even consider a ceasefire because there are still hostages out there. That he hasn't bombed flat yet.
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2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
katt_goddess replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
You assume that he has a waist to bend. Plus that's still assuming a level of sophistication that I don't think he has. He's totally going to do a toddler grab of a hot fry. And then we'll get a month of him wearing an entire package of Always Maxis on that hand and demanding a Purple Heart. I don't think there's a 'stupid' character that you could reference that wouldn't be an upgrade of him and an insult to them. Even Stimpy could hold a job without bankrupting it. -
rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen
katt_goddess replied to mthor's topic in General Discussion
Feeling kind of sick, realized I hadn't really eaten anything since breakfast, got some food. First bite, feel a bit of metal. The temp crown I got this Monday just fell off. I can't get in until next Monday afternoon. I just wanted something to frickin' eat. -.-; -
But there are still hospitals and pre-schools standing.
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I just saw that on my feed that Bluesky crashed because of all the new users fleeing wankerland. Honestly, good. Not good that it crashed, good that people are just saying they are done with Melon Husk's bullshit and are actively showing it by leaving. Even if it means starting over, for those with solid real followers, getting things back on track shouldn't be that hard once people know how to re-friend/re-follow/re-whatever on the new site.
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2024 Presidential Elections: the schadenfreude commences
katt_goddess replied to NewBluntsworth's topic in Current Events
Yeah, he's going to work 'half an hour' because that's how long he thinks real people work takes. And it's going to be making french fries. Now taking bets as to how long it takes before he tries to pull a fry directly out of the oil with his bare hands [ if he's even allowed near anything ]. Dude can't even walk down a shallow ramp. He's going to be taken out by a spot of grease on a kitchen floor.