katt_goddess

God is great, god is good. Later it's poop but now it's food. You'd think they'd have learned to not let me lead any of the youth group meetings...

I actually know a few people who peach-fuzz themselves in the winter because it's easier to wear winter beanies long-term without having to fight with short hair that rubs weird.

No way. I'm proud of having less footage of myself available to the public than Bigfoot.

I think there's a rule somewhere that says you must have so many idiots related to one another to warrant calling it a family and not just a clump of IQ-draining parasites who live solely to drain the brains out of you. Sadly it's a fairly high number that still gets met 100% of the time.

What do you really expect from people who got their Constitutional Law degree via a FaceBook post.

Never had sour cream on chili but I'm not grossed out by the idea. It's just the only time I have sour cream on hand is when there's cavier in the house** *pinky extended **which is to say...I have zero idea when the last time I've ever had sour cream on hand

Holy frickin' crap...is that...is that an UNDERWATER RASCAL SCOOTER???? F-ing whales don't even need those things and they are frickin' WHALES. Sea lions are gelatinous ungulating blobs on land but get them in water and they zoom like no one's business. Humans? F-ing underwater rascal scooter time. Gottdamn Sea Bessies.

Super sonic tongue-bath ACTIVATED

do beers rectally because water is banned

... ... I'm gonna do this next time I'm dragging recycling to the bins and have enough to do this proper. Bare in mind that my recycling bins are a couple blocks away and right next to a police station so y'all might not see me for a while after...

Viz Manga Sampler 2018 - Various [ I was cleaning the shelves and got sucked into it ] Jujutsu Kaisen #6 - Gege Akutami One-Punch Man #21 - One 1 to go...

Dude has two little kids running around. They know better but still. It looks like water until you unscrew the cover after all. True story though. He was at a gas station with the boy [ age ~7 ] and in an attempt to rib the kid, asked him if he wanted his dad to get him some whiskey for the road. The kid replied completely straight-faced that he had given up the hard stuff. Even funnier, there was a cop standing nearby that saw the whole exchange. I had a proud when I heard that one.

Posting in here for future potential bad web-cam fashion show...

Hazmat suit. It's MN in the height of Covid season right now. The trade off is he has mason jars full of moonshine for no good reason.

My littlest brother's backyard apparently.

Rules for being in the Norwegian Mafia - 1. Farm hat, backwards 2. Riding mower Cutting grass and taking no sass.

Shut up, it's a serious thing! I wanna find my crap, it was in that aisle over there and then they moved it and now I can't find it. Whatever it was was very important too. Like peanut butter or those plastic bags you pitch a turkey in or something.

^^^ Also, pretty sure K_N would skin you alive if you tried and succeeded.

If you are literally freezing your tits off, you fight faster and harder to end it quickly so you can get back home under a frickin' blanket. SCIENCE FACT!

Moon and Mercury had boots, Jupiter had sports shoes, only Mars and Venus had heels. The boots had low heels and since I have a pair similar heel-wise, you can run in them if you have to. It's a solid heel and their boots are fitted so there wouldn't be any slipping movement. Plus, Moon had that 'Moon Kick' early on before she had access to actual distance weapons so still needed a solid shoe for that. For Mercury, the boots would be a sensible alternative to her usual school-issued shoes which were more like slip-ons. Since both were originally from the same school, it's possible that their transformation to basic boots was based on their initial school-issued outfits which would have been the same. Jupiter was always a tomboy, an athlete and a late transfer to the school so she kept the more grounding athletic shoe to compliment her electricity attacks and her ability to go head-to-head in a strength battle if necessary which would require as much foot tread on the ground as possible. Mars went to a private school which had heels as part of their uniform and she was a Shinto Priestess used to wearing geta while at the temple. She already had plenty of practice balancing and running in heels and her attacks were distance based from the start. The same can be said for Venus who was a transfer student used to fighting crime in Europe for a bit. She also started out immediately with more long distance attacks which don't require 'sensible' shoes, just shoes that she would be familiar with. As far as the whole Star Trek thing, honestly maybe the whole 'no positive or well-written gay characters' is because in that future time it wasn't a point of contention at all. Other than Kurt tongue-punching the mouth-holes of anything with obvious boobs, I don't think actual sexual orientation was considered something to scream loudly about. Humanity had moved on and all orientations were just that - part of the individual and no longer a reason for judgement / harassment by others. In other words, it might not be that it was omitted because 'icky' but because the series as set was set in a future where today's issues with nosey judgy idiots wouldn't have even been an active memory. The outfit choices...have you seen the types of clothing on old sci-fi pulp covers? Everyone in the 50's and 60's thought future clothing would be all bared chests and crotch-snuggies. And Ricardo Montalban would have found any excuse to show off his chest at that age anyway. He was damned proud of it and worked hard to keep himself that frickin' muscular at the age he was at when the movie was shot.

Damn straight. I'm also the one who saved up and bought a set of metal chopsticks to eat my shitty $0.10 ramen bricks with so I could feel like I had something. I still have and use those things too. Gods damned things are nearly 30 years old now.

I drag my meals home and eat them in my cave like a good little goblin.

They were the cheap ones. That's all we'd get at home because paying extra for anything name brand was frivolous. It's why I also hate Rite-Aide flavored drink. Screw you, gimme Kool-Aide. Preferably grape. During my college years, they were the cheap crappy tea bags that I would slowly pillage from the college cafeteria over the course of the school year in order to have something to drink during breaks. In those years, it was one brick of cheap ramen a day and tea. Split the brick, extra water and two cups of tea [ one bag ] per meal for two meals daily. Currently I keep Republic of Tea and Harney & Sons teas stocked here - each little tea bag makes a full glass pot of tea without being all watered down and weird. And if I did try the old cheap garlic bread trick, it would now be done in a glorious Batman toaster. Classy af.

I used to very lightly butter a slice of bread, sprinkle it with garlic powder and toast it in the toaster for garlic toast. That and two cups of tea using the same tea bag twice would often be a meal.

Max can handle the criticism. I saw what he did to that sheepie. That poor innocent little sheepie.