katt_goddess

Oh yeah, some are REALLY territorial. Mine has attacked a few people including the maintenance guys and at least a couple of fire marshals for daring to enter the apartment when I'm not around. It's the main reason that they installed heavy duty rubber strips on the bottom of my outer door - so she wouldn't be able to reach out into the hallway and power-saw through anyone's ankles if she was feeling pissy.

Sweet! I love the accidental double-claw grabs. Now while the app may be free, just how much are you getting charged to actually play this thing. I ask out of general curiosity because I'm not getting the app. I used to give away my claw prizes to trick-or-treaters ages ago but they don't go door-to-door anymore around here so there's no point.

Dude, this is a pic of salt water taffy. They f-ing rule. Especially the peppermint and watermelon ones. I think you are thinking of those peanut butter kiss things which are often mediocre and stale out fast.

Boom-yummy. But only said with a very specific inflection.

Utah already has that and it's about as pretty as trailer park skids hanging off a porch to dry. Just say no to state sponsored underpants. The WalMart 6-pack o panties works just fine.

Dollar Tree. I go there and stock up on the cheap crappy batteries just for her toy and keep the good batteries for stuff that needs to last longer than a frickin' week. At least it comes with a set timer.

Do not eat. It's like cough syrup. Generic cough syrup.

Best. Toy. Ever. for being both a loving and a lazy kitty mom. Rak-rak was an itty-bitty too. Smaller than a teenie beanie and able to walk under the fridge. Now she's 15 pounds of ancient happy fat ass. So tubby she doesn't even have stripes so much as she has spots. I want an itty bitty again.

I don't know, I like those mallowcreme pumpkins. Within reason. Those weird coconut candybar things. WTF. You fool people into thinking you are a food but you are a gross abomination. Die in a fire, gross thing.

Yes. Shuddup. Plus, that's like the only 'meme' that shows her love of books without being hentai. O.<

Lies and slander. I think about books.

Attention oil company assholes; When your shit sets fire to saltwater - salt WATER - it's toxic. Stop shitting in my state and telling me there's no smell. I already deal with a 'no smell' dipshit on the internet.

Well, dang. Are you sure we aren't already relatives? Because that's pretty much on par with what I would have gotten for crapmas past.

It would be nice to get separate gifts. I demand gifts retroactively. DECADES worth.

*biitzz The correct answer is today is National Rubber Ducky Day but thanks for playing.

Can't hear you. Dead meow.

Professional Grab Ass with a +5 for every open palm ball snap.

Sad cat floor-sausage in 3..2...1...

You forgot the Water Ban. Hang your head in shame.

My back didn't need the reminder. -.-;

I touched two of them right before posting this. WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW?

He was only worth 159k.

No one likes Father Time. He steals your looks, your youth, your energy and gives you nothing but aches and pains in the process. Father Time is basically the mooch that lives on your couch for a while, eating all your food and stinking up the place. Mother Nature should just kick his ass. Because you all know it's not nice to mess with Mother Nature.

You go for that when they've done episodes devoted to our local looner? Seriously? *smacks you