Zenigundam

I need to get hammered right now.

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I'm a soldier, and soldiers on the frontline aren't nerds

One Piece is meant for babies.

I've been playing it for like three hours and I have work tomorrow! I had this one match in which two of our teammates died, and my other comrade and I ravaged the countryside around Tomato Temple racking up kills on the enemy soldiers. We fought so valiantly!! It was ALPHA!!! The feels? Oh so real... 👨‍✈️💪🏅

That was a very good game. Didn't really scare me THAT much though. Nah RE Zero, now that had me scared to pop the disc in sometimes. I only got ED because Game Informer gave it a really high score. Well made my mom buy it anyway. I was spoiled had 40+ games for the Cube, PS2, Xbox, and GBA each.

Are those lips... for me? 🐰 *heart pounds furiously*

*falls asleep*

Crap, I'm getting my ass kicked. Good thing I benched Freeman and Agolhor at least.

Sounded more like a static electrical systems failure explosion

Not really, don't hate the player hate the game

Wasn't he in Stars Wars?

Not really to each their own. Not really to each their own at all.

I'm excellent at darts. The Chads must be taken care of. 🐻💖🚘💪👫

That's called white knighting and it's extremely effeminate.

Yeah you're like eight hours late bro, what's his name already filled the UEMB in. News reporters have gotta get the scoop right away, it can't be "Oh I'm gonna play Legos Star Wars and Minecraft and post my Burt Reynolds thread later". You were beaten to the punch, bro, get some M rated games if your parents will finally allow them

Those romantic make sure a girl gets home safely feeeeeeeeeeels. 😧🔥🚘

Spiders as in like internet files or real spiders?

May he rest in peace... forever. 🐰

Oh

Where'd he go?

What's wrong bro mad because all the Switch players are picking up the hot biddies at the mall and scoffing at your Atari era video game system

Not weird, but when I see a hot legal age babe at the mall, I keep a straight face, but my heart starts to flutter and I can't take my eyes off of her, and then she looks at me, my eyes get shifty and I make really weird walking movements.

Switch is meant for alpha males.

Hollow Knight