Zenigundam

Take a step back, dude. 🐻

I wasn't asking... *confronts you in front of all the hot babes who you could never even dream of approaching; they fawn over my manly dispostion*

I dunno about all that. My kids get to play hooky if I'm passed out from a night of gaming, channel surfing, and pizza.

I just a girl's number on OKC!! Oh you won't like what level of schooling she's at, but she's easily of legal age. 👨‍🎨

"Little fish"? 🦈 *approaches, muscles expanding with every step* Nobody in the ocean can handle this alpha package? 🤜🏋️‍♂️🔥

A bedtime? A bedtime? *scoffs* I haven't had a bed time since middle school, and only with my dad on the weekdays because he was an asshole! I can't believe you have a bedtime! That's so weak. 🤦‍♂️

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Social intelligence and making a girl wanna give me suntan lotion to rub all over her just by looking at her

https://www.twitter.com/Zenigundam 🐻💪🍕

I don't need luck. I'll get my girlfriend... with skill. 🦒

Trying to make more friends on Switch, possibly find a girlfriend

Taking mirror pics at Planet Fitness after working out with the 2lb dumbbells while listening to Evanescence.

The Firm, Tom Cruise 12 days... I could so on so many beach vacations to look for a girlfriend if I had your job. Instead, I pretended to be sick so many days last year to stay home and play games, eat, and watch TV, and got in trouble and had to sit down with the school director and lie under pressure to save my ass.

The word you're looking for is experimentalist. A standard experimentalist It's a common malapropism.

Just Wikipedia'd him, yeah this is why you listen to the D.A.R.E. tiger and the cop who comes in to explain the whole thing in 5th grade

... Who?

Where did my post go? I'm trying to get to know a virtual 18 year old cutie.

Those are just excuses. I asked you to explain.

Yeah right, dude. *shoves you* 🐰

Careful... *walks past your aggressively into the bar without a worry in the world, doesn't show ID* 👨‍✈️

I want to beat up a bouncer. Reminds me of the hard bosses in Hollow Knight

I'm 5'6" 185lbs of pure muscle and super charged, you ain't knocking me out on some one hitter quitter BS. I was talking about normal people. 😌

Explain.

How do they do that? 👨

I wonder who The Hound was. Seems kinda familiar