Zenigundam

Final Fantasy Adventure on Game Boy

The Bears are so dumb, let them score and keep your two timeouts. Better to be down 8 and get it back than to just give up.

Nope. I'll post a tweet and make it official. Harmless tropical storm

Not really

I had to delete my tweet because the beta males have taken over Twitter. Once the alpha uprising happens, we'll take back Hollywood, television, and the internet. We never lost our sexy girls though.

All right no need to be a nerd about it, wow I knew social media was beta, but I could have sworn Twitter never had these rules. Must have coincided with the SJW movement.

Nah Twitter lets you say anything, it's not like OKC where you get IP banned for chastising a girl for ignoring you and creating a new profile and acting like she didn't just delete her old profile because she hooked up with a non-Zenigundam. 👮‍♂️

The Lions always had the baddest jerseys in the NFL, too bad they suck.

Well he looked really weird. If I had been paying attention to Madden events, I might have picked up 19 and gone to some tourneys myself.

Next I'm gonna profess my love to @ImMegDonnelly My hands are trembling. Need to slam down a beer to get the words out, but I also need to save my beers so that I have that traveling courage when I walk to the liquor store later on. 🏋️‍♂️

I wanna call somebody out before I go to sleep. Make it somebody I at least would know, somebody famous though.

That picture reminds me of the pansexual character in Home Alone 2, who is seen walking past Donald Trump, who ignores her (blatant misogyny) as he talks down to MacCauley Culkin's character in a cruel display of ageism. I dunno, you always some shet along those lines, I'm too drunk for this, lemme hit up OKC

I hate how the legal age teens in FLCL think they know it all and try to act like they're 24 because, believe me 24 is not attractive at all. 🧐

She sounds like a total cunt and I want to lunge at her through my TV. Doing a good job of controlling myself.

Please don't use the s word here. There could be young, 18 year old Christian women who want to register here and never do because of this kind of vulgarity. 🐻

See Pop Team Epic is humorous, FLCL is like you're weird and grow some balls and ask her out (Mission Failed... Mission Impossible 👨).

FLCL has fallen off the map, baby!! Woohoo!! It only came into popularity because it appealed to artsy casuals. People who love plot-driven, episodic action cannot relate. It just looks like a pizza with blue cheese sauce poured on top of it. 🎅

and the Toad with the glasses who always spawns close to the Odyssey says, "I don't have any more hints for this kingdom!", yeah well I wish I could develop an M-rated version of this game in which you can administer a mafia style beatdown and get a bloodied Toad to stop with his bullshet lies ane reveal the locations of the rest of the moon stars. 😈👤🔥💪

Yes, she must be untainted by foul pen0rs

You think Sasha's a virgin?

Wow, she's a crazy feminist like I always thought. Give me Sasha instead by far. I'll give Sasha at least four kids. Sashagundam 🐰

This is pretty lame so far.

Thanks, man. I can't stand it when I'm kicking everybody's ass and their white knight teammates ambush me. They're beta male Dunkin Donuts cops needing every kind of legendary weapon on the map to take out a single marine.

I have a fake FB too, and agreed. Only got back on it because of Switch