Zenigundam

The age of consent in California is 18. 👨‍🔧

Ravage the land as never before! Total destruction from mountain to shore! 😐

What a great show, takes me back, and I must own it. Papa Smurf was an OG sugar daddy. 🎅💪💏

I can see how it was a tight game back when it came out though. Final Fantasy III and Chrono Trigger aged just fine huh

In playing it on my Super Nintendo Classic and it's a blast, but it definitely does not hold up well. I've had Final Fantasy Adventure for GB (remember they remade it as Sword of Mana for GBA) since I was 6 or 7, and I loved that game, but had no clue it was the first "Mana" game until I was in middle school and found out on Gamefaqs, and yeah it's better than Secret of Mana. Wow, I still like this game though. But yeah most people today wouldn't even like it, and I changed my PS4 wallpaper to Secret of Mana even though it's for the remake

It's a long kiss btw, like seven minutes in heaven concept

Here's a hypothetical I open up a kissing booth, how much money would you put down to kiss me? The funny thing is that, in a move of alpha male integrity, I give the money back after the kiss, but you don't know this at the time and you don't tell anybody who is waiting in line as you're leaving. So....? 😏

Can't lose weight, pure muscle

The thing that doesn't fit in text messages broke my boxers. I'll have to see my doctor and look for some alternatives.

Eric Crouch, that dude was an animal.

I'm just a social drinker basically, but I have a real affinity for legal age teenage women. Oh... broke the front of my boxers again... 😐

Nebraska Cornhuskers

You uh... really think so? 😦 I'm getting the g-g-g-giggle... 🤤

Dude, the way you started the thread title I thought you were a predator, and then I read the rest of the sentence and saw what was really going on. Violated is such a loaded word..🐻

Do you do you confessions? I'm kinda too lazy to go to church for one

As have I I love it.

Mine doesn't even fit in text messages. I get that SMS exceeds data or whatever thing. Sorry, I really just wanted to be born with a normal one, not one that could satisfy a blue whale and make the legal age teenage women crave me. 😐

You don't ever have to pay that. Debt collectors have been blowing up my phone over student loans, credit card debt, and an unpaid bridge toll on the Tappan Zee for the past 2+ years, but I haven't given them a dime and the cops haven't come for me. 😏 (cops fear knocking on alpha male door)

I dont even drink dude, Im basocally a non religius Mormon

If I got my PS3 repaired tomorrow and just zeroed in and popped in Demon's Souls and bought Dark Souls and DS II, I'd honestly have to take an entire year to beat all of them. That's kinda intimidating to me

Yeah I could dig it, I could probably master it, but obviously we're talking NES level difficulty when we talk about these games. I like mostly moderately hard games, but I love easy games too (Mario games since Super Mario World, Odyssey on Switch is cake)

Well let's see, Demon's Souls was probably the best PS3 game of 2009, the worst era of video games honestly, and it was hard af, so I know the Dark Souls games are gonna get me.mad too, I almost did steal Dark Souls from.Best buy a few years ago and it was on clearance too lol guess I just got worried because that Best Buy has like 100 cameras and they added the security thing where even if you take off all the wrapping if the game isn't scanned at a register it'll beep loudly at the exit.

Ummm yeah... Sacrificing getting to places an hour, possibly even two hours later than you would by driving? All for the public good? We should reward civic duty. Plus, I'm a military vet, served in Tilted Towers, Operation Soarings 50s. 🏀

Betas don't get paid anything, but alphas who confront the people on charge and get in their faces get benefits because of intimidation badassery and whatnot. 🐻💪🏍

I never got on the Dark Souls games. Demon Souls was tough enough, still haven't beaten it and it's been nearly ten years, and I need to get my PS3 repaired because it caught the yellow light of death three months ago.